Ragnar42

1088 pts · September 10, 2015


I am not a clever man.

I only do that in a swimming pool, just in case I miss. So 2 cool and 1 uncool, for no safetynet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His shadow made the ice look like it was cracking for a moment. I panicked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dog needs to be a Meme. "I know you didn't throw the ball, human"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know. What is FP these days? 250?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah, a slight lead is given back to the post!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost my shit, take an upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

You could probably argue that the longer the poll, the bigger Deez Nuts' would be.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Deez Nuts is really gaining a lot of Juice in the polls

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

how far in did you zoom on that skater ass?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

welp.. gonna need to see you nude now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how the fuck is it 999.9 degrees outside?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who would have guessed? Anyone who can science.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then when you ask if you can stick it in her pooper she can say "I'm afraid I can't do that..... Dave."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if I could upvote this multiple times, I would.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still just thinking that Flat Earthers are all in on some huge joke that they refuse to let everyone else be a part of.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long you been masturbating? You that much better at it now? Haters gonna be assholes I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

The rules of PEDMAS also allow for the Equation to be written 9 -(3÷1/3) +1. Suddenly it's 9 with the brackets moved ever so slightly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and Fake ones have to have little orange tips on them

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In order to get into Middleschool. All South Koreans have to be able to pass this level after 24 hours of no sleep on the first try.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it's also the only answer we know to shame. If you aim for the stars, and miss, you may as well crash and burn on the ground.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

avenge my death?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

avenge my death?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This doesn't cheer me up. I just realize this is anther person who wouldn't give me the time of day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit advice. I've gone for women out of my league: They have turned me down 100% of the time. It's broken me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fun fact: She actually has to eat all of them to win a million dollars... and her parents freedom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Fukang meteorite plum wrecked one of my best tractors!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caught you! HAH!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right! I'm going to put shoepolish on my face and wear leather and an eye-patch and go as Samuel L Jackson's Nick Fury...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly a murder. Unfinished cigarette in the hand, unfinished letter, and the most damming: the gun is in the wrong hand for the blood.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0