RaeRuss

-62 pts ยท December 16, 2016


You have to defrost them before eating them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop posting anything for 30 days. This was just stupid, wasted time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude in the bushes is probably very embarrassed at having friends like these.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My present? A fifth of Jack and a quarter that s/he can flip later in the evening to get an idea of just how long their marriage will last.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG! He's King of Someplace and 1) he's only in a 340 MB sedan and 2) those sandals!!! OMG! Those sandals. Stop king!!! Please, just STOP!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only Jar-Jar had stepped in their way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could collect as many posts by racists and white nationalists quicker than it took me to read that bit of race baiting. What a loser.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

Donut poisoning.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way, way too much hairspray on that steak.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ocelli on each ear are so tiger cubs - who follow behind - can see where their parents are in the tall grass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not unless she wrapped her ex inside the thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Because you wife's in my passenger seat?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is the undead. He is waiting for the others. And then they'll swarm. Will you still 'feel good' then?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome mom and teacher. Bestest even!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Run and don't look back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because John Cusak is a ego-laden, condescending piece of shit. Quite the opposite of his pretty fabulous sister.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And these are the type of stories that people in Washington want to shut down. Anyway, congratulations officer Mach. You serve as a beacon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. It just find it odd. Reminds me of a kid I grew up with a photograph of his dead father in his casket that hung in his living room.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someone has a douche for a boss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Christ, at least he's not sporting a man bun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda creepy to me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Somebody get that man a jet pack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Latin name: Kissmyassis maximus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I see he doesn't like the cornbread either."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we talk about how awesome it would be to have a life like his when we all grow older? Bestest old actor guy ever!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Demille.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I feel when my boss calls in sick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This should be interesting as I usually follow up a joint with a vodka chaser.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, just keep in mind that even a clock is right two times a day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And not all angels have wings.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0