22702 pts ยท November 13, 2014
Award winning fapping champion. Quantum Xeno Biologist. Bacon expert. Fluid sex aficionado. I hate it when I am going to hug someone really sexy and hit my face in the mirror.
Peeing in the pool has always worked for me
He has the best words
Thanks, but it's just virtual votes with no meaning in real life. I can take it.
I stand corrected. Still not the same kind of ice cream we, in the West, tend to think about.
I would do more than downloading to that tiny bundle of gorgeousness
Alright alright.....
Not an actual ice cream but some Turkish sugary goo called dondurma. Delicious though.
If she is a good gf and a normal human being with a sense of humour....you'll still be dead
On the orders and instructions of god
Now we are all inbred
Peeing in the pool has always worked for me
He has the best words
Thanks, but it's just virtual votes with no meaning in real life. I can take it.
I stand corrected. Still not the same kind of ice cream we, in the West, tend to think about.
I would do more than downloading to that tiny bundle of gorgeousness
Alright alright.....
Not an actual ice cream but some Turkish sugary goo called dondurma. Delicious though.
If she is a good gf and a normal human being with a sense of humour....you'll still be dead
On the orders and instructions of god
Now we are all inbred