RadioRandy

3820 pts ยท November 6, 2013


Divorced idiot traveling the world. Only here to steal your memes and borrow your happiness for a while. I have none of my own.

Laughing was so easy back then. Just whispering 'bondulance' would make me fall off a barstool.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 days ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

* most of anus

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So when you lick the boot, is there a technique that sets you apart from the rest? One that makes you a favorite of the owner?

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

These are the callbacks that keep me around after so many years.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shoutout from Tolima! I escaped the US nonsense.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nor am I, I retired in 2019 and voted with my feet. Ass out of U and Me and all that.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Then I suppose you should sell all of your electronics, never open a newspaper, and just go live in the woods. Because in today's America that's just not an option, nor should it be. "Murder on the fp" is the only thing keeping what's left of a government somewhat accountable. Nobody likes it, nobody should like it - that's the whole point.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a Pennsylvania, all I can figure is it's the former Amish skewing the results. Bless their hearts.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"This can't be genocide, all the reporters are dead" is a wild point of view.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

AUTOMATIC JOKE RATING BOT RANKS THIS JOKE 9/11

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can't fool me, you're going to make an MRE bomb.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PLEAAAAAASE MISSES AVERY

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is one of those, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" situations. Generally we as a group are ready to let the ACAB/Thin BreadCrust fly. But as Portland looks down the barrel of fascism, this guy has a chance to be a hero.

5 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 5

Maybe you can use the readily available and inexpensive healthcare in your country to...oh.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After watching #1 I'm now convinced I'm an expert in the Freddy-Kruger effect. Or however it's spelled. Anyway, I'm awesome at it.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless they were in the room with her when it happened, I'd say "It doesn't fucking matter" or in a town named "not their fucking fault." or both.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes. The deed is done. Leave the money in the prearranged location at dawn. (I toyed with reposting the reddit thread as context for the reply, but since you and the world know it, I went a different direction)

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I also choose this guy's wife.

6 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

If it was a 19" Orion TV, then it's a pleasure to meet my clone.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't we make all of our comments/Descriptions Michael Heyward on the posts so that when someone searches him, they get a bunch of black squares?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

200 fuck yous, and an I would fuck that.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...And we still haven't

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Okay, but how did they know? So even allowing for that and ignoring anything else. How did they develop the necessary reasonable articulable suspicion that this man committed a crime before cuffing him?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if he were a serial killer, or a criminal, or here illegally - how did they get this magic information to then put on their non existent warrant? My dude, if they can just pick someone up without reasonable articulable suspicion...they can pick you up the same way. "But I'm legal!" Cool. Who are you gonna prove it to? Enjoy your free haircut in El Salvador.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think swimming ability is hindered by height, short people can....oh. oh. oh no. no no.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Drink water and change your socks.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a 37 hour gif before.

7 months ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

To be fair, that's a low bar in Wyoming

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1