RPJesus

34053 pts ยท January 25, 2013


I was probably being facetious.

"I made dis."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually I'll take that Eva.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, June is the best time to buy a jacket, because that's when they mark it down to like 110% off.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did you make those dividers? Did you use index cards or something or glue two magic cards together for some extra height or what?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Be as public as you want, just don't use it as a thinly-veiled excuse to act like a colossal dick.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Well, I mean, if Seymour's fabulous weave was an option, why the fuck would you want to?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I mean, it already ramps with Explorer's Scope and has like 10 red mana sources anyway. Worst case it's a random damage spurt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIRC there was a theory that his totem was actually his wedding ring.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually, I'm half considering throwing a single Banefire in my manland deck on the off chance I get blood mooned :P.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, my nonbasic lands!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I mean technically with the ability to filter tags, at this point they'd have to go out of their way to be dicks- oh who am I kidding?

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

What the fuck is prowling? I mean, in the legal sense of the word.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be so selfish. It's Leviticus, not Levitcyou.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're not that terrible for the most part, plus all the stores that I actually liked died, so...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus it'd be kinda awkward having that massive fucking library if you couldn't read. I mean, rich people problems, but still :/.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably not as old as Doctor Who :/.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I make a game of seeing how obvious I can be before they realize I have no investment in the conversation and am just dicking around.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but you have to do it before 5.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that bow tied itself.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know s/he can't swim good, s/he said so in the picture.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slow down, lets try to master swimming good first, then work our way up to well :P.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the real lesson here is, fuck idioms.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Play Skies of Arcadia. Then everybody will come. Though I guess you may want to save the best for last. Or put your best foot forward...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll need more than that. Friends' houses drop to an average temperature of slightly below absolute zero during the night.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Oh, shit guess I need to actually- oh PS3 is getting it too, awesome."

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Although incidentally that has nothing to do with being offensive, having to be explained kills like 99% of jokes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Stereotypically, food preparation is the duty of females, I was drawing on the absurdity of this outdated belief for humorous effect."

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