RMaybeth

145846 pts ยท January 27, 2017


I can do a lot.

...3/3 naturally i thought about calling 911 on the moron driving it as he was an obvious hazard on wheels. But I realized that meant dropping back behind it again just read the plate...finally just decided NAH, and just pulled away from that guy (who didn't even stop afterwards)!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 ... I instantly realized I might be witnessing my own demise in slo-mo, if that drum came through my windshield I was dead for sure! I watched it hit the ground, make a spark when it hit, and bounce off the asphalt once, twice, then finally ended bouncing to side of the road, without hitting anybody!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One Saturday I was driving to work at LAX on the 405, I find myself behind a stake truck full of 50 gallon drums. And then one of those drums fell off the back of this truck. Your life really does flash before your eyes at such times, because now it was up to God and physics where that empty drum would bounce to! Due to prevailing traffic I couldn't even swerve...1/2

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...especially when it's raining, too -

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're far too clever for this site.

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I love him! I WANT YOUR JUNO

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never punish pets! They don't understand, don't know what you want, and it scares them. It is counter-productive. Reward only!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

France has already put in the speed bumps to slow down the Panzers

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can't even get my cat to sit this still for the petting, this wild wombat is more pet-like than my kit... damnit

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My possum, Cat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

such a situation to turn to sh#t, instantly, given the current IQ of most cops (IME low triple digits, generally).

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

time too. My work supv, black fellow named Henderson, told me enough stories of life in Watts (I'm white) to know better! Too easy for 4/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw him through the peep-hole but I had done nothing to interest them in me. I just didn't answer the door & I'd react the same next 3/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. NEVER VOLUNTEER INFORMATION TO COPS. You can generally just claim ignorance later if it comes up! One time cops pounded on my door, 2/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm "right" and I do think prisoners deserve humanity. Plenty of us do. I'm also against capital punishment but that's a different comment.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I too like your pen! I need one, so I'm ordering 10 at once, because I want to own it longer than 3 days

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

price, $300, then said they'd send the rest later. I got out and went home. You can guess the rest. Should have expected it, really.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in service and got out in 1982. I had a Yamaha 250 I "sold" to a female seargent, actually her scummy BF. They gave me half the 2.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he was honor-bound to join the Navy after this enlistment was up (to make it all 4).

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gary Indiana and the USAF was his THIRD service, no less! He'd done a hitch in the Marines and even the Army too. We used to joke that 4/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

helps, maybe think of it this way, you could always re-enlist and even in a different service this time. My roomate was a black guy from 3/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP I'm an Air Force vet, and i think if you can handle Marine life there is literally nothing in civilian life that will daunt you. If it 2/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP can you please update this? Also, why not name her Pippa... she looks like a Pippa

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UPDATE: Here's an image of the angelic cat, and the steps:

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My old pet Newkirk, was the best pet I ever had. Like a mini-dog. Whip smart, he learned tricks in minutes. Too bad their life-span so short

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How's it feel to pimp out your mom, dude

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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This is the cutest fucking thing ever.... MRW

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