12698 pts ยท May 8, 2016
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR SEND ME FACTS ABOUT DINOSAURS
Egg
And now you cook what they told ya.
L-heart-it?
It's 4.
Good going man, you made the rest of your house look like shit in comparison.
. .
HOLY FUCK BREAKING OUT SOME TOP TIER LIT JOKES +9001
Actually, I downvote about everything I post. That way every upvote I get, I deserve. I also upvote every comment. i.imgur.com/ILJMcQU.png
Believe me, this is the one thing that I can never let die. WITNESS ME
Guilty as charged. :,(
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT UPVOTES WILL NOT GET ME LAID WTH
OH SHIT I FORGOT THE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF.
I would like to assume it means "Don't cover the dog in peanut butter and banana slices and call him 'Fluffy '" than "don't kill yourself."
Instead of just sending the image w/ minimal effort, retype and add some personal flair.
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
Pretty existential observation, @encrustedfapsock
They should send my penis, it is smaller. Save on shipping.
If there's enough of me FOR a funeral.
LaVeyan satanism is all about human rights, kek.
#thisismyflesh
I disagree. Kicking the asses of money changers? Badass.
Thanks man!
Eyyyy.
that someone could imagine the Jesus behaving counter to his character is both funny and intriguing. Makes you appreciate how cool he was.
The reason that I personally find these funny, is how ridiculous the premise is. Jesus wouldn't do things like that, and so, the fact 2/?
If you want to be completely literal about it, yes. But you have to realize, a person without hope would take no joys in creative parody.
Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Sorry, man. The math checks out. But you still get an upvote from me!
Thanks, man!
As a LaVeyan Satanist, I am not in it to denounce Christianity, but merely to earn myself some fake Internet points. But you do you, booboo.
Egg
And now you cook what they told ya.
L-heart-it?
It's 4.
Good going man, you made the rest of your house look like shit in comparison.
. .
HOLY FUCK BREAKING OUT SOME TOP TIER LIT JOKES +9001
Actually, I downvote about everything I post. That way every upvote I get, I deserve. I also upvote every comment. i.imgur.com/ILJMcQU.png
Believe me, this is the one thing that I can never let die. WITNESS ME
Guilty as charged. :,(
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT UPVOTES WILL NOT GET ME LAID WTH
OH SHIT I FORGOT THE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF.
I would like to assume it means "Don't cover the dog in peanut butter and banana slices and call him 'Fluffy '" than "don't kill yourself."
Instead of just sending the image w/ minimal effort, retype and add some personal flair.
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
Pretty existential observation, @encrustedfapsock
They should send my penis, it is smaller. Save on shipping.
If there's enough of me FOR a funeral.
LaVeyan satanism is all about human rights, kek.
#thisismyflesh
I disagree. Kicking the asses of money changers? Badass.
Thanks man!
Eyyyy.
that someone could imagine the Jesus behaving counter to his character is both funny and intriguing. Makes you appreciate how cool he was.
The reason that I personally find these funny, is how ridiculous the premise is. Jesus wouldn't do things like that, and so, the fact 2/?
If you want to be completely literal about it, yes. But you have to realize, a person without hope would take no joys in creative parody.
Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Sorry, man. The math checks out. But you still get an upvote from me!
Thanks, man!
As a LaVeyan Satanist, I am not in it to denounce Christianity, but merely to earn myself some fake Internet points. But you do you, booboo.