992 pts ยท September 13, 2014
Why does my brain keep reading Operation Epic Furry?
I call my gray hairs "the tiny shooting stars streaking across my head." It helps that my hair is almost black.
Congress is the Senate AND the House of Representatives. So if the Senate approved it, we are only waiting on the House.
A video was declassified and released showing a Hellfire missile "bounce" off a UAP/UFO this morning. (Released today, the video was from 2024.) Maybe they don't want anyone paying attention to the aliens.
The entire town burned to the ground. There are no hotels or restaurants. Where exactly do you plan to stay? I can promise you that going there in April will likely result in you having literally nowhere to stay and just looking at burned out structures throughout the entire town.
Situation became clear. I don't think he was actually arrested. 2/2
When the police first arrived, he was handcuffed and held in a police vehicle while they investigated. He was then released once the 1/2
#12 when I lay on my back, so do I...
Yeah when I heard he was playing Dahmer, I was like "he's the guy from America Horror Story... that tracks!"
Any time I read something, her voice is the narrator in my head.
There is almost a nipple in the bottom left picture
#16 that is absolutely a pig wearing a wool sweater!
#26 me while pregnant
Every anti-vaxxer I know in real life is a super left-wing, all natural type.
Are going to give me a decent advantage over any random purse snatcher who would like to take a shot (no pun intended) at robbing me. (5/5)
Industrial bolt cutters. Third, the 100+ hours of specific handgun defense training hours and even more hours of regular practice (4/?)
Second, concealed carry purses have a steel cable thread running through the strap, so no one will be able to cut it off me without (2/?)
Well a few things- first, I always carry my purse cross body, so no purse snatcher is going to get my purse from me without a fight. (1/?)
As a fairly liberal woman with a concealed handgun permit and my 22 in my purse at all times, I'm trying!!!
Just reach in a fix it in between slices. I'm sure you'll be fine.
#42 an acre is just a little bit smaller than a football field. Like a football field minus 20ish yards.
Congratulations on the longer Weiner
Try butterscotch chips instead of chocolate chips. Guaranteed game changer!
My husband's VA issued CPAP stopped working, so he called them about getting a replacement. OVer 6 months later, they returned his call!
But I thought abstinence was 100% birth control...
It was a joke...
Umm, are you my husband?
I have a marker called "ice blue" and I never thought it looked like an ice color. But it definitely looks just like that color!
Your sacrifice to our Startchy Lord will not go unnoticed. May his noodly appendages touch and caress you always! R'amen!
#9 - turn on your caps lock and type your password as normal. The muscle memory will make it easy to type in but the caps makes it different
Why does my brain keep reading Operation Epic Furry?
I call my gray hairs "the tiny shooting stars streaking across my head." It helps that my hair is almost black.
Congress is the Senate AND the House of Representatives. So if the Senate approved it, we are only waiting on the House.
A video was declassified and released showing a Hellfire missile "bounce" off a UAP/UFO this morning. (Released today, the video was from 2024.) Maybe they don't want anyone paying attention to the aliens.
The entire town burned to the ground. There are no hotels or restaurants. Where exactly do you plan to stay? I can promise you that going there in April will likely result in you having literally nowhere to stay and just looking at burned out structures throughout the entire town.
Situation became clear. I don't think he was actually arrested. 2/2
When the police first arrived, he was handcuffed and held in a police vehicle while they investigated. He was then released once the 1/2
#12 when I lay on my back, so do I...
Yeah when I heard he was playing Dahmer, I was like "he's the guy from America Horror Story... that tracks!"
Any time I read something, her voice is the narrator in my head.
There is almost a nipple in the bottom left picture
#16 that is absolutely a pig wearing a wool sweater!
#26 me while pregnant
Every anti-vaxxer I know in real life is a super left-wing, all natural type.
Are going to give me a decent advantage over any random purse snatcher who would like to take a shot (no pun intended) at robbing me. (5/5)
Industrial bolt cutters. Third, the 100+ hours of specific handgun defense training hours and even more hours of regular practice (4/?)
Second, concealed carry purses have a steel cable thread running through the strap, so no one will be able to cut it off me without (2/?)
Well a few things- first, I always carry my purse cross body, so no purse snatcher is going to get my purse from me without a fight. (1/?)
As a fairly liberal woman with a concealed handgun permit and my 22 in my purse at all times, I'm trying!!!
Just reach in a fix it in between slices. I'm sure you'll be fine.
#42 an acre is just a little bit smaller than a football field. Like a football field minus 20ish yards.
Congratulations on the longer Weiner
Try butterscotch chips instead of chocolate chips. Guaranteed game changer!
My husband's VA issued CPAP stopped working, so he called them about getting a replacement. OVer 6 months later, they returned his call!
But I thought abstinence was 100% birth control...
It was a joke...
Umm, are you my husband?
I have a marker called "ice blue" and I never thought it looked like an ice color. But it definitely looks just like that color!
Your sacrifice to our Startchy Lord will not go unnoticed. May his noodly appendages touch and caress you always! R'amen!
#9 - turn on your caps lock and type your password as normal. The muscle memory will make it easy to type in but the caps makes it different