QueefSlurper6372

56614 pts ยท March 6, 2019


That sounds like something that someone who starts fires at water parks would say

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm Gen X, and I've always been more along the lines of..... "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

Or......"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I've been saying for months now that the hat is there to hide something relating to the fact he is rotting. I'm guessing some days they can't glue his hair on due to whatever is festering on his head, so that becomes a hat day.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Car not go space, car go on road.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Lennon was a dick

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

What is this, The Graduate for ants?

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

that's a whole lot of frontpacks

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Cool, cool, but what I wanted was 3 sunny side up eggs, served over some crispy hashbrowns and sausage.

3 weeks ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

I will convert you

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She might be the most adorable ray of sunshine on this planet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 2

Just another sign of his Syphilis

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Go eat some Buddy's pizza for me, then hoof down to Standby and have a Snake in the Grass and tell em I sent ya.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hi Cora. I love you.

3 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

3 weeks ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 2

At least 1

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Oval Office looks like the waiting room of a brothel circa 1974

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Go for a walk in a dog park, then lick the bottom of your shoes clean.

Still better than Malort.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, back in the 80s there was this guy named Ronald Reagan who was President.

That's it, that's the root of the problem.

Well, a slight assist from Newt Gingrich in the 90s, but it was mostly Reagan.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Looks drier than my ex wife

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Comerica is a great place to watch a game though. They did a great job with that stadium.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has he always been a piece of shit, or is this a more recent thing? I haven't followed his "career" so I honestly have no idea.

1 month ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

What's the over/under on how long it takes the malignant mango take credit for it?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How so?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best typo ever!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welp, I found it. Today's most ignorant post. Congrats, a winner is you!

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Governor Whitmer did the same in Michigan.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I shoveled snow 3 times today in sweatpants, a long sleeve t-shit, gloves, and a Detroit Tigers hat.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never been to Michigan, Wisconsin, or Minnesota have you?

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2