QuartzBeer

519 pts · August 1, 2014


My wife is 62 and she's gorgeous.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father used to say that you know you are old, when you quit looking at older women.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm at the end of the third row with my father but at the end of the second row with my son.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hammerhead chasing a stingray. Not dangerous unless you get in it's way.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tabasco brand Siracha is available at Walmart. Currently it's $3.56 for an 11 oz bottle, it's still available, and IMO it tastes better than Huy Fong Sriracha.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What temperature oven do you bake these in?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this to all my cast iron pans. Now buy a Crisbee Puck to season. You will thank me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elmer looks like he has had a few too many already.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my favorite all time sandwich. I have Occhipinti olive salad in my fridge.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grandma's Hands. Wonderful song.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Growing up male in the 70's & 80's, halter tops were one of my favorite things.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

260Z. My favorite car I ever owned.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clase Azul is one of the better tequilas and If he likes it what's the problem? No need to rain on his parade.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dated a Scandinavian woman with striking blonde hair down below her knees. It was incredibly beautiful and an incredible pain in the ass.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A marriage is about love. A divorce is a business transaction. Treat it like one.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie "10" when she walks out to the pool at Dudley Moore's house. EPIC camel toe. You're welcome.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellow Geologist here an I agree with the others. In the future when you don't know call it a sex stone. Clarification: It's a f'n rock.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indian make small fire and keep himself warm. White man make big fire keep himself warm feeding fire. (from some movie years ago)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for not adding tomatoes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pandas aren't either.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every new car I ever bought had the oil filter installed at the factory by a gorilla.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me her most amazing physical feature was her height. She’s very short.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent a entire day escorting her around Opryland in 1982. She was 36 gorgeous & every bit as nice as everybody says.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tear up the hubcap and rim. No wonder he didn't see the humor.

5 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

my wife is a redhead. She doesn't tan, her freckles just grow together.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am AB-. and I'm on an emergency list at the local Red Cross. The have called me a few times when another AB- could only accept AB-.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is chicken, sausage, and tomato soup. Not Gumbo.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cajun here. Can confirm. It must also be a dark roux. Also, Andouille not a "large sausage link" and WTF are radishes doing in this dish?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0