QuackWok

25089 pts ยท November 16, 2019


I was once a man. just kidding. I've always been a duck!

Weapons?

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Divide and conquer is a great way to control nations. The world, even. Scapegoats, propaganda, people est that shit up. No one wants to believe their own government is actually doing them harm, and saying so labels you as a *insert hippie/punk/liberal cliche here*

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*nods* the ears. /s

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I used to do drugs!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Publishing, I would imagine

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Came for this. It just...pops!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First time for me... I've had this thing for many moons and look at it every day...usually...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is a bit of bad and plenty of dumb luck

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your mom's still taking us to soccer practice, right?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. The Dire Straight, where the Sultans of Swing traded microwave ovens for refrigerators.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

War on drugs is the perfect example; incarcerated people went up by 800% I believe. That's 8x the slave-pool, and the best part is (/s), addicts in that system keep on coming back to work! I was in it recently, and 90% of my fellow inmates were there for drug related "crimes." Taking advantage of a disease to save money for the lords and ladies...it's infuriating. And everyone in the system knows it and talks about it openly.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Correct, you don't have to work, but you get a reduced sentence if you do, plus other "perks," aka basic human rights. You really are treated like livestock in that system...because you are.

1 year ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

It was horrible loving him in Goldeneye then hating him in Mrs. Doubtfire. I was so confused.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Grr, baby! Very grr!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Penn seems like a lot of work. Most insanely brilliant folk probably are, I would imagine.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can love the art and not the artist. It's OK!

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 11

Wait... so all the women I've been with were serious? I really am that good? No...still don't believe it

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are 23.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Exactly. You don't have to like rhe artist to like the art. Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins is a giant douche, apparently, but still one of my favorite bands.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Kal ort Por!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly they just send addicts to jail or prison where they meet new dope hookups. They call it the Department of Corrections, which is a sick joke because everyone in there knows it does quite the opposite.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then segue into Jungle Boogie if I remember correctly

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put...put your finger in it

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They should've held claws between their knuckles, would've been much more believable.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The pole took most of the impact, it seems.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I had the same thought and was about to comment, glad yours was the top. Winking is obviously a surreptitious way to convey a message between two people. Benjamin Franklin invented it during WW2

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Im part of those 14 million "idiots." I had a small amount of a certain substance in my pocket whilst minding my own business,, now I can't vote for four more years, otherwise I would have.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know one thing that definitely will not be. Moving forward. Unless you meant move forward towards our inevitable doom.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What if you're on a bus?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0