QillerDaemon

173 pts · January 11, 2015


I grow Gross Michele, Cavendish, and Lady Finger bananas here in Central Florida, they are by far my favorite fruit to grow. Except maybe pineapples, but still. It's much more exciting to see bananas on the tree than citrus.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teri's in position #0 on my list of favorite actresses. Sandra Bullock's in at #1. I've adored Teri for *years*!, as did my dad. Love her!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 you haven't lived until your cat decides to make biscuits on your naked nut sack. D:

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commenting for posterity

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Posting for prosterity.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Catherine O'Hara is a gawd damn national treasure! Just, unfortunately not an American national treasure. :(

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"which called on girls...to solve a problem through STEM" - as opposed to solving the problem in some other way?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Xenix: yea the words Unix and Microsoft in the same ad should scare the complete shit out of you. As awful as you can imagine. Ugh...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Lisa. Fuck her, seriously, I hope she’s dead, I really do, I hate her. I hope she died today, weirdly and horribly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You have William "Kirk" Shatner there, but you forgot the late James "Scotty" Doohan, a great Canadian war hero.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@Bmozt: nope. Canine hardware, feline software.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Interesting: the Chicago addresses have long changed, but the Brooklyn addresses still exist!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ka-booya ka-booya and ba-zing! Feel the burn... (or bern)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not a natural-born American citizen, can't ever be president cuz US Constitution. Sorry, not a bad idea, really...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"O Bwunhilde you'w so wuvwy!" "Yes, I knoooow it, I can't heeeelp it!" *Pure Comedy Genius!*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most regular house cats will piss themselves when they see one of these. Heck, they wind up being good buddies, cuddle together.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Bill Burr: he's a fucking genius!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Intercourse the penguin!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you ever picked up after a Great Dane? No, didn't think so.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foxes: canine hardware, feline software.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Independent voters do have other parties to vote for besides The Big Two. May not win, but we don't have to hold our nose voting for either.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in deep enough shit with the wife since I've begun to learn the fiddle. A drum kit? Divorce for sure...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's heartbreaking to say, but in the wild the ones who Momma doesn't feed die. Saw this with way too many ferals moms til they got fixed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lefties: just flip the pic over. Still holds true, just backwards.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How devious they are to have the same bones we humans do...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's my fetish!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes. YES!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/Orlando - we're a nice friendly and helpful bunch there. Just had a thread on good local bars in O-town!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daytona Beach and Lakeland. I -don't- need South Florida's problems!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Central Floridian: fuck that, I have enough problems between Daytona

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0