Qbert

34373 pts ยท January 25, 2012


Tell her she is like the buzzing of flies to him! and you get good parking too.

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Checked the delivery confirmation...package left inside front door.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Frodo completed his mission to destroy the one ring!

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Just connect the blue wire with the white stripe, not the white wire with the blue stripe!

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Even Vader and his apprenctices are not against having some fun!

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"What kind of haircut do you want"...."well I really like spiders"....say no more!

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Welcome to married life.

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Dammit OP!!!

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You son of a bitch...take the upvote dammit.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sprinkles are for winners!

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Wow, the wacky wailing inflatable arm flailing tube man has really upped his game.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh, the 'I dropped a Nokia on my foot' injury

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We will wait the required 730 days for an update!

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You have an awesome uncle!

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Are you sure it could not be confused with the Corvette?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But did the spider survive?

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You mean you are fostering him until you finish filling out the adoption paperwork, no way you could give him away!

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He obviously completed his mission to kill and assimilate his last family and is now moving onto to his next victim.

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Too bad there is no sound, I bet this person let out the loudest scream.

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I really like your family :)

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Don't believe everything you hear on the internet -Abraham Lincoln

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take the pair that you're going to give him and smack the hell out of the guy making fun of him, then give the shoes and be friends for life

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Dammit OP....good one!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'm already going to hell for half of what I laugh at on here...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It doesn't matter...any haircut"

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This is what happens when you take two marijuana...you don't want to see what happens at three!

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How many died by setting themselves on fire??

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According to the instructions in the Book of the Diseased.

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