298 pts ยท January 13, 2013
I have a normal cat. He loves to play. If i did this to him I'd look like i ran through a briar patch naked at 70 mph.
The ring is literally the last thing anyone should give a fuck about in a marriage. Well unless of course you dont care how long it lasts.
Funny when my wife and I got married we were so poor we literally bought $10 rings from Walmart. If thats your concern your fucking doomed
Kind of proves ops point though
Dear god look at the murder claws on that adorable nightmare.
Pee and Poop is for OUTSIDE! Its not a paste you put anywhere you want then roll around in then come running and spread on me!
Add on an attempt to flee and yeah dont want him anywhere near a position of power.
Yes thats a long time ago but the DUI is damning enough. Shows horrible irresponsibility and a lack of discipline growing up.
Beto got a DUI back in the 90's Witnesses on the scene reported he attempted to flee. Just came out this week.
Why would you want to be with someone whos phone you constantly feel the need to check? Why would you want to be with someone who wants to?
Hey at least Ted Cruz didnt try and flee the scene of his DUI.
I've heard of applewood bacon but not hardwood bacon...
That being said, cool as fuck otherwise.
Yeah lets see if it can handle my fat ass doing that. Guaranteed to flip.
Um when my cat does this his claws arent in my shirt, they are inside ME and my organs.
You forgot break your stealth anytime you are about to get a killshot.
Why is there no fucking Giraffe?! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THEM YOU MONSTER!
Ive always wondered how this doesnt just rip chunks of skin off as well.
If I could get them in Texas Id happily take care of them with our other cutie. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-PKdUhmkE/?taken-by=timidx3
I always love when one person tries to speak for all people in their group.
Im sorry with out Dr. Cox this is a completely bullshit reference.
Looked like it was biting his hand at first...
Yeah come to texas. I get to wear slacks and a button up in 112 temps. Thats 44 c for those of you on the other side of the pond.
I thought at first you were saying he was running around with other people with his magical hands...
Isnt worth the trouble.
Now, can we get that for Democrats, Republicans, Liberals, Conservatives, The state of california, and acronyms with more than 5 consonants?
To clarify Im not condoning shooting the little bastards. I'll happily settle for a public flogging.
Now these sadistic bullying fucks can ruin your life on the internet as well as at school. Fuck them and fuck their parents.
Cops didnt, His parents didnt, teachers didnt, principle said it wasnt their issue. This was all before the internet.
I have a normal cat. He loves to play. If i did this to him I'd look like i ran through a briar patch naked at 70 mph.
The ring is literally the last thing anyone should give a fuck about in a marriage. Well unless of course you dont care how long it lasts.
Funny when my wife and I got married we were so poor we literally bought $10 rings from Walmart. If thats your concern your fucking doomed
Kind of proves ops point though
Dear god look at the murder claws on that adorable nightmare.
Pee and Poop is for OUTSIDE! Its not a paste you put anywhere you want then roll around in then come running and spread on me!
Add on an attempt to flee and yeah dont want him anywhere near a position of power.
Yes thats a long time ago but the DUI is damning enough. Shows horrible irresponsibility and a lack of discipline growing up.
Beto got a DUI back in the 90's Witnesses on the scene reported he attempted to flee. Just came out this week.
Why would you want to be with someone whos phone you constantly feel the need to check? Why would you want to be with someone who wants to?
Hey at least Ted Cruz didnt try and flee the scene of his DUI.
I've heard of applewood bacon but not hardwood bacon...
That being said, cool as fuck otherwise.
Yeah lets see if it can handle my fat ass doing that. Guaranteed to flip.
Um when my cat does this his claws arent in my shirt, they are inside ME and my organs.
You forgot break your stealth anytime you are about to get a killshot.
Why is there no fucking Giraffe?! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THEM YOU MONSTER!
Ive always wondered how this doesnt just rip chunks of skin off as well.
If I could get them in Texas Id happily take care of them with our other cutie. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-PKdUhmkE/?taken-by=timidx3
I always love when one person tries to speak for all people in their group.
Im sorry with out Dr. Cox this is a completely bullshit reference.
Looked like it was biting his hand at first...
Yeah come to texas. I get to wear slacks and a button up in 112 temps. Thats 44 c for those of you on the other side of the pond.
I thought at first you were saying he was running around with other people with his magical hands...
Isnt worth the trouble.
Now, can we get that for Democrats, Republicans, Liberals, Conservatives, The state of california, and acronyms with more than 5 consonants?
To clarify Im not condoning shooting the little bastards. I'll happily settle for a public flogging.
Now these sadistic bullying fucks can ruin your life on the internet as well as at school. Fuck them and fuck their parents.
Cops didnt, His parents didnt, teachers didnt, principle said it wasnt their issue. This was all before the internet.