Pyrostasis

298 pts ยท January 13, 2013


I have a normal cat. He loves to play. If i did this to him I'd look like i ran through a briar patch naked at 70 mph.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ring is literally the last thing anyone should give a fuck about in a marriage. Well unless of course you dont care how long it lasts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny when my wife and I got married we were so poor we literally bought $10 rings from Walmart. If thats your concern your fucking doomed

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of proves ops point though

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Dear god look at the murder claws on that adorable nightmare.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pee and Poop is for OUTSIDE! Its not a paste you put anywhere you want then roll around in then come running and spread on me!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Add on an attempt to flee and yeah dont want him anywhere near a position of power.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes thats a long time ago but the DUI is damning enough. Shows horrible irresponsibility and a lack of discipline growing up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Beto got a DUI back in the 90's Witnesses on the scene reported he attempted to flee. Just came out this week.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why would you want to be with someone whos phone you constantly feel the need to check? Why would you want to be with someone who wants to?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey at least Ted Cruz didnt try and flee the scene of his DUI.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 23

I've heard of applewood bacon but not hardwood bacon...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That being said, cool as fuck otherwise.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah lets see if it can handle my fat ass doing that. Guaranteed to flip.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um when my cat does this his claws arent in my shirt, they are inside ME and my organs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot break your stealth anytime you are about to get a killshot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there no fucking Giraffe?! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THEM YOU MONSTER!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ive always wondered how this doesnt just rip chunks of skin off as well.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always love when one person tries to speak for all people in their group.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Im sorry with out Dr. Cox this is a completely bullshit reference.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looked like it was biting his hand at first...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah come to texas. I get to wear slacks and a button up in 112 temps. Thats 44 c for those of you on the other side of the pond.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought at first you were saying he was running around with other people with his magical hands...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isnt worth the trouble.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now, can we get that for Democrats, Republicans, Liberals, Conservatives, The state of california, and acronyms with more than 5 consonants?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To clarify Im not condoning shooting the little bastards. I'll happily settle for a public flogging.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now these sadistic bullying fucks can ruin your life on the internet as well as at school. Fuck them and fuck their parents.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cops didnt, His parents didnt, teachers didnt, principle said it wasnt their issue. This was all before the internet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0