Pyrofly880

551 pts ยท December 8, 2013


That must be one of the rejected Terminators.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We did it while working at a restaurant. That and towel whipping.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once we beat an orc by impaling him on a stalagmite and jerking him off to make the blood rush out of the wound faster.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

"Honey, why do you keep feeding my present?"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

As a Pennsylvanian, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just closed on my first home as well. Congratulations and get ready for the long to-do list!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That son held back tears MUCH longer than I would.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to go! I hope to one day also visit Ireland. Let us know how the trip goes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad always said you never own the car until you eat a McDonalds burger in it. What better place than the parking lot?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That car just moonwalked. Go car!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commenting to follow story

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell kind of traffic pattern is this?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Saw this earlier today but didn't say anything because I figured it qas old news. If this reaches front page, I will be so pissed but +1 OP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many murders did we just watch?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

+1 for Victory motorcycles. Love mine even though I'm trying to sell it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends what conversion method you use.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

20,000 pounds does not equal 20 tons.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My dad babysat my cousin when she was 5. He turned on Jerry Springer and was never asked again.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That other girl looks WAY too happy watching this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly though, who else out there would be better?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am a straight male who is into engineering. If she doesn't like it, I will take it in the blink of an eye.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How dirty is that one spot? She keeps going over it.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Engraved.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I like how at the end it looks like he immediately walks back in with it bad again.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What could possibly go wrong?

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

As a Cowboys fan, my first thought was "glad we're not on this list" followed by "crap, we're not on this list"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miller Lite for cheap domestic, Sam Adams for seasonal, and my favorite is Hardcore IPA by Brewdog.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want to be able to do this in the next NHL video game.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are a Godsend.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be too afraid of being piledriven to be bottom and too tempted to be top.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0