PyroJohn

24791 pts ยท January 31, 2012


I've only set myself on fire once.

Found the Nerdfighter

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people don't understand this. Pet rats are to sewer rats as a corgi is to a coyote.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't drink coffee, so every cup is a teacup.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the truth. Tael is over 2 now. We just have to love them as much as we can while they're here.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty much! This is the rat version of purring

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck off and die.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The minipainting subreddit has some great tutorials too. But the best thing you can do is start painting. Get a feel for it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a ton of great YouTube channels about painting that will get you started. Miniac, Ninjon, Goobertown Hobbies.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the only room in my apartment that has no cables to chew or expensive electronics to wee on.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can see Navi splashing around and going fishing around the 4 second mark

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an enrichment activity. The rats sit on the edge of the bowl and fish out frozen veg. It's fun for them!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nowhere else in the apartment where they can't chew cables or pee on important things

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They like exploring all the nooks and crannies, and chasing each other in circles

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hope for their sake they don't have blood in their stool

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, actually he's uh, pizza delivery

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a 33 year old man, I have no idea what the youths say

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, that's a bag of rat treats. I spend all my money pampering rodents, I ain't got cash for drugs

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So you're saying Tiffany will be fine?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cars!? For bison we use Jose for scale! Does no one remember the old ways!?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Caledonia player, I now understand the pain of the French players.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possum Fact!: A possum's nipples are arranged in a circle so the can feed their babies and walk around at the same time!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aw yiss, that's some good dopamine right there.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Those are some confused ass horses.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Watched this movie with my ex who has CF. We had to leave because she was sobbing that these kids would throw their lives away like that.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This brings me back. This was always my favourite fossil as a kid. There's so much story there that we'll never know for sure.

5 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

Jodo Kast?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck. I just realized how much I miss Comment of the Day.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tackle me right in the feels why don't'cha

6 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 2

Fury Swipes. Bitch.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She's my little bandit

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0