PutThePRNDLinD

1634181 pts ยท April 17, 2017


"Do you remember the end of the pledge of allegiance? 'With Liberty and Justice for All.' Yeah, *that's* Diversity, Equity and Inclusion."

"But wait...there's more!"

14 hours ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I agree with both parts, but I'm not expecting a ton of upvotes for it...

14 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Tolerant vs intolerant, progressive vs regressive, open-minded vs closed-minded...[shrug]

15 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Why don't felines like the water? -- Because quatre cinq."

2 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I'd assert that Trump is a clear and present danger to every American, as well as to the Constitution itself...so there's that.[shrug]

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His 'dress for the slide' may as well have been assless chaps. Where assless isn't redundant, but for emph-ass-is.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You skipped right over the 25th...

5 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

Too tall for hockey I guess...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Context: "Olivier Rioux is a 7'9", 305-pound freshman center for the Florida Gators."

5 days ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Ignoring the bulk of it I'm going to go with "Eagle and bird" as the place where I snorted in my coffee mug.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Could we possibly get this daily...and find a volcano rather than a river if you please?

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Could/couldn't care less both describe valid stages of the journey to not caring; one encompasses the middle, the other, the destination.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think of it as durable flame, with an easy re-light feature... I think this one is in western New York.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically the only military advisors he pays any attention to are General Mills, and Captain Crunch.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Contents: Tree. Some assembly required."

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A shred of optimism about the future of the world...

1 week ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

Seems pretty self explanatory. You got light, medium, and dark, and for each one you've got least to most...I can work with that.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"together"...I guess she's not willing to make that strong of a commitment.

1 week ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

That's sort of the point. Fast growing pine has replaced depleted hardwoods for basic construction. Wood may actually grow on trees, but that doesn't mean it can be replaced in a heartbeat.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

A tale as old as time.

1 week ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Also, see those lines? That old wood had decades more growth rings.

1 week ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Well I'm the only one here.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Are you talking to me?"

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Es-car-went.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How do you feel about hotdogs?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That first part doesn't read quite the way I thought it would.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing shatters quite like Corning Corelle.

1 week ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2

Welcome to The Divided States of America, where all of the people get some of the rights, and some of the people get all of the rights...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Twins Basil!" -- Austin Powers.

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