PushingWhimsy

339 pts ยท January 9, 2018


You're supposed to keep blowing mad loads.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, there's got to be like 1 guy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explain yourself please.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that man's name was Jody.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

As a Marine. WTF you have against crayons?

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So, yes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the first gundam series was a radio show. Just pick one and keep going. It's pretty much an endless waltz.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but Speed Racer started it here.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until someone breaks a neck.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, no one chooses your mom on purpose.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I replaced forks with chopsticks about 16 years ago on a whim. I'd like to think I'm good with my fingers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhh yeah. Your mother's a whore!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of us are average. That's what makes it average.

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Who cares? As long as it makes your toes curl!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He can't hear you, but he still wants to know what dat mouth do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Preach it! I would have rather died for people to have the right to respectfully protest than see what's been going on. Source - troop too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope that trained you to make better choices.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

That's not what your mom said!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Target pillow? Target pillow.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a military, can confirm. I didn't do anything extraordinary. Please, leave me alone about it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But you graduated. That's what matters most.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Go for it, but don't forget that it was cheap wings day away buffalo wild wings.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that one. Also, I got next!?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good advice. I am humbled by your wisdom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you brother. I always got paired with a bitch that wouldn't hit me hard enough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the true genius of the family.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely read this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking about downvoting you. You insulted their child! That was when I knew you were cool.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0