PurpWizard

18396 pts ยท August 8, 2015


I am a wizard. A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. I play poker with Gandalf and Dumbledore on the weekends. I also make things. If you screen shot this and it gets to front page I'll buy you a broomstick to sodomize yourself with.

Purps Pipes

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Merry Christmas from the 17th century

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New episode of rick and morty airing now!

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Risky click.

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mrw I see people turning down easy jobs because of "anxiety"

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Anyone else love this cheesy show?

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Today is my cake day!

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Christmas gift for my roommate

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