492 pts ยท August 31, 2016
i can't even.
Puff balls
And when lightning strikes your car is charged so damn quick...
So we've heard...
5g is too much for me
Damn , I forgot all about that part!
True story... I no longer feel any guilt
I scared a squirrel and it took a running leap..off of a high part in the grand canyon. Until this moment in life i thought I had killed it.
I live by that motto
2nd from last: what a lovely room of death.
some people are just dicks,no matter the outfit,no matter the situation.just remember,be the change,show people that there is good out there
#2 those are actually sub woofers
That meat in picture 1 better calm the hell down
Let her know it was me
The forbidden pineapple rings
Legally, yes
And here I am tying the same shoe for the third time today....
That's not the only thing that's rock hard right now
Oh, precision! It's almost as if it had laser accuracy...
Is nobody going to bitch that Netflix is going up by another $2? Netflix made 20 billion last year...
Excuse me sir, did you just say girth?
No, that's an elephant
*Martha Little Stewart
And for this he'll forever be known as a rapist, a human pile of putrid shit. He'll burn deep in hell, I have no doubt about it
Look really close and you'll find the fairie named Turner of Brock, he'll take you out back and show you his most tiny of cocks
It's confirmed, I'm tripping again
Bet it still tastes like you vomited into an orange and fermented it
Man, I remember that day. I could barely hold the camera still....
He's dead. Breeding is not his problem anymore
Great now you're telling me I have to learn a whole new system of easily learnable measurements? That sounds like treason
Because they want to
Puff balls
And when lightning strikes your car is charged so damn quick...
So we've heard...
5g is too much for me
Damn , I forgot all about that part!
True story... I no longer feel any guilt
I scared a squirrel and it took a running leap..off of a high part in the grand canyon. Until this moment in life i thought I had killed it.
I live by that motto
2nd from last: what a lovely room of death.
some people are just dicks,no matter the outfit,no matter the situation.just remember,be the change,show people that there is good out there
#2 those are actually sub woofers
That meat in picture 1 better calm the hell down
Let her know it was me
The forbidden pineapple rings
Legally, yes
And here I am tying the same shoe for the third time today....
That's not the only thing that's rock hard right now
Oh, precision! It's almost as if it had laser accuracy...
Is nobody going to bitch that Netflix is going up by another $2? Netflix made 20 billion last year...
Excuse me sir, did you just say girth?
No, that's an elephant
*Martha Little Stewart
And for this he'll forever be known as a rapist, a human pile of putrid shit. He'll burn deep in hell, I have no doubt about it
Look really close and you'll find the fairie named Turner of Brock, he'll take you out back and show you his most tiny of cocks
It's confirmed, I'm tripping again
Bet it still tastes like you vomited into an orange and fermented it
Man, I remember that day. I could barely hold the camera still....
He's dead. Breeding is not his problem anymore
Great now you're telling me I have to learn a whole new system of easily learnable measurements? That sounds like treason
Because they want to