PullMyFinger2

726 pts ยท September 18, 2015


Other superpowers include consubstantiation, absolution of sin, infallability, and direct communication with God.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised that someone living in Montana would have the good sense to stop off at Whataburger when arriving in Dallas. Kudos.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It kind'a looks like a group of school kids not picking me for sports as a child.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only a safe distance for a few billion years.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

object impermanence

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boy, he'd look really stupid if there weren't someone doing it with him on stage and if you didn't know what that dance is (which I don't).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cruel and unusual punishment.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not forget that if the front found a safe spot to land, the back one can use it again without risking stepping on something unpleasant

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first rule of giant robot club is . . . .

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn straight. When we didn't feed one, she head-butted my Mom and caused her to drop a bag and break a piece pottery we'd bought earlier.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turnabout is fair play.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I interest you in Bitcoin?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have loved to have gone to the inaugural ball like that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit! Now I do, too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just steal two puppies from their mother?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are you objecting?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understood it as "weightlifting son-of-a-bitch."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Gohan (rice) means meal, generically.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Change the accent to a football!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Running man with dog turd.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So what does it say?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I expected a politician drinking Evian.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fantas-SQUIRREL!!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

slower, you morally questionable female.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dognapping leads to kidnapping?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Even the nametags are backwards in Australia!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those . . . downvotes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0