Pulger

160754 pts ยท August 31, 2012


It'll be like the 1936 Summer Olympics.

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And how many have criminal records.

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Watch "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" for the definitive 100% true story of his life.

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Peter Kay built his career around that phrase.

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Are they portapotties or sleeping bags?

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How many detention facilities adjoin sausage factories? Just asking...

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#1 Unless she's pasta certain age.

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Anne Elk had a very interesting theory about them.

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Fine, if you don't mind incurring the wrath of paleontologists with pitchforks, torches and chants about Pterodactyls, Ichthyosaurus and Mosasaurus.

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At least 2 of them aren't dinosaurs.

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Can't spell "Legion" without LEGO.

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Wonder if the "good" endings of ME3 helped his condition.

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Then give it to a shark instead. Maybe attach it to its head.

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*slide whistle sound effect*

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Needs more cowbell.

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The one qualification needed to become an ICE agent.

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This will surely encourage squirrels to start drinking.

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Wouldn't a real police officer get a disciplinary/warning for that?

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DO NOT INHALE. It can be fatal!

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That's one way to incubate an egg.

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And if he starts a riot, they get to send in the Brute Squad to "clamp down on lawlessness". What if everyone just started shouting "He's a cop!" when they see this? See if he runs off...

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Loose lips sink shits.

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Law - Excreting On.

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Start a conga, that'll get the line moving.

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What do you call a small, one-eyed, three-legged donkey? A winky wonky dinky donkey! (old joke). (Nice arts btw)

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Does it have a remote killswitch to render it useless if used "improperly"?

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Not even in a video game.

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