Psychobeanz

64560 pts ยท October 17, 2017


I like your dog she/her

Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to the thought of someone dying? Not like necrophilia, more like I can't wait to celebrate the hell out of the event with my husband when it finally happens

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stephen Miller is the offspring of a cave-dwelling lizard and an uncooked hot dog

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Body massage

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, he belongs in a zoo exhibit. Lions need food too

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoping something good happens to you today.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women for Trump are traitors to our sex.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also endorsed a KKK leader for president in the 90s

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, he's envious of it. His looks like a fat vagina

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Two hot slices of pizza and a friendly rat

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Donica Lewinsky ahahaha

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She'll have to postpone shelling out for that fifth wedding

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to say the same. Love it!

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This. Tails and hackles would have gone up. These buddies are happy to see their person

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There it is. The most adorable thing I'll see all day.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fool got his glasses snatched by a kid in a Yankees beanie. Just a sample of how we handle these vile fucks in NY

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#1 A pack of coyotes

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was the weird person in college for having not a little tank or cage but an entire colony of land hermit crabs that stayed with me for years and years.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he gets off on dudes

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're the stuff that grows on a used condom when it's been left too long in a dead raccoon.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reaper comes for all of us, and we can't pay him off

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hope his dick falls off. In public.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't always, but being such a popular breed, lots of BYBers are producing pups with health issues and not giving a crap as long as they get paid. There are still health-conscious breeders, especially those who try to breed to the older standard with slightly longer legs. I'd love a dachshund but those are the only lines I'd be comfortable purchasing from

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I bet he knows all about Grindr speak and is on Grindr and in the closet himself. The ones who are the loudest and most aggressive against the gay community usually are.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mustache or target?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wasn't even a good podcaster, politics aside. He was a grown man debating a bunch of college kids

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Watch your profanity

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We hid porn in and behind my roommate's stuff when we were moving out of our dorm suite. It was revenge for her smelly shrimp

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was circling the drain in my early-mid 20s with unmanaged bipolar and raging alcoholism. Bringing a dog into my life saved me. It's not the answer for everyone, especially when you're barely surviving, but I got my shit straight and life is good now twelve years later

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't stop taking Tylenol within existing guidelines during pregnancy. And even if your child comes out severely autistic (unrelated to the Tylenol), I don't see a problem whatsoever, because they'll be still be overqualified for White House senior leadership roles

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a bichon-lhasa mix who would go to war against Fenrir himself

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0