41 pts ยท June 9, 2016
You lucky bastard
If he crashes it will be a grisly sight
I hope he knows how to bear right
He's bear ly old enough to drive
Kys
Your postal worker is going to be so mad at you :)
All these girls hit the genetic lottery. The rest of us need boobs to compensate.
Lol I'm the drunk lurker sometimes. I upvote everything after a few drinks
This is fracking amazing.
Literally the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Oh my fucking god right now! What a squipy little pooper dank!
Those cobras were so derpy lol
It is for you. So you can always remember who you are behind your mask. Go for it. But put it somewhere no one can see but you and your love
I feel like a lot of medics don't know what a medic is. As a medic who revives people i rarely see others of the same class do so.
This needs to make it to fp!
Plan b sounds like an amazing date. You should open with that next time. If she says no then she isn't worth it.
I hear "what a twat" which is weird because i feel like i wear appropriate clothing
Upon review, the nipples might be a tad trashy but its kinda subtle so not too bad. Wouldn't show them at work and places of the like.
Scientists say that not wearing a bra will help keep your boobs perky during your later years. It helps develop the required muscles.
Yassssssss
I'm happy for you but sad for me. I love a good daddy bear.
Oh god damnit now i have to watch this movie
Women only say that because we can't carry that many at once. If we could, we would do the same thing.
Selfie excuse
I hate you. That was amazing. Take your fucking upvote.
Vin Diesels crotch...
When your heart explodes can i have your stuff?
Just about to lose interest then BAM! Fucking magic! Gaze upon my glory!
About the first picture.... I wonder what the sweat under her boobs smells like. I'm gonna say a mix of disappointment and vinegar.
You lucky bastard
If he crashes it will be a grisly sight
I hope he knows how to bear right
He's bear ly old enough to drive
Kys
Your postal worker is going to be so mad at you :)
All these girls hit the genetic lottery. The rest of us need boobs to compensate.
Lol I'm the drunk lurker sometimes. I upvote everything after a few drinks
This is fracking amazing.
Literally the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Oh my fucking god right now! What a squipy little pooper dank!
Those cobras were so derpy lol
It is for you. So you can always remember who you are behind your mask. Go for it. But put it somewhere no one can see but you and your love
I feel like a lot of medics don't know what a medic is. As a medic who revives people i rarely see others of the same class do so.
This needs to make it to fp!
Plan b sounds like an amazing date. You should open with that next time. If she says no then she isn't worth it.
I hear "what a twat" which is weird because i feel like i wear appropriate clothing
Upon review, the nipples might be a tad trashy but its kinda subtle so not too bad. Wouldn't show them at work and places of the like.
Scientists say that not wearing a bra will help keep your boobs perky during your later years. It helps develop the required muscles.
Yassssssss
I'm happy for you but sad for me. I love a good daddy bear.
Oh god damnit now i have to watch this movie
Women only say that because we can't carry that many at once. If we could, we would do the same thing.
Selfie excuse
I hate you. That was amazing. Take your fucking upvote.
Vin Diesels crotch...
When your heart explodes can i have your stuff?
Just about to lose interest then BAM! Fucking magic! Gaze upon my glory!
About the first picture.... I wonder what the sweat under her boobs smells like. I'm gonna say a mix of disappointment and vinegar.