2634 pts ยท March 24, 2011
Whoa
I'd prefer to run everywhere, but people often give me weird looks, like they think someone is chasing me or something. I still run sometimes, though. It's so much faster!
Everybody loves a good kidney function joke!
So he endangered a child, but it was his child, so it's ok.
I haven't seen Kid Rock shoot up a bottle of Chardonnay yet, but maybe we could goad him into it.
Maybe you're colorblind? A red-green colorblind person probably wouldn't be able to see it.
Ewshi
Sugar be like "Nay"
Well, I suppose there's a first time for everything.
But did they smash, though?
Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
The theme is horny possum.
No, thank you!
How can the anti-blowjob party keep winning elections?! (I know the answer, it's by cheating, but it still baffles me.)
But who cares? No big deal...
Yeah, and maybe we should give them robotic exoskeletons and jetpacks, too!
Dad, is that you?
I'll take the coffee and blunt. Give the donuts to someone who needs them.
Dogs make great commitment devices for people trying to get regular exercise. Because otherwise they'll shit in your house.
My tip is that you work on it. Thank you for preemptively following my advice. I'm honored.
Did you try bringing weed? My friend says sometimes that helps.
If I meet Thomas for lunch and I see he's wearing new shoes, I'll say "sweet kicks!" That small gesture proves I'm paying attention to him.
This makes me sad. I compliment and hug all my friends, and they do the same. If I catch someone doing something good, I call it out.
They're usually laminated
windshields aren't tempered
He made a ramp!
President Brimley! I had totally forgotten about that guy!
That Jesus guy is a bit of a friend-whore.
Whoa
I'd prefer to run everywhere, but people often give me weird looks, like they think someone is chasing me or something. I still run sometimes, though. It's so much faster!
Everybody loves a good kidney function joke!
So he endangered a child, but it was his child, so it's ok.
I haven't seen Kid Rock shoot up a bottle of Chardonnay yet, but maybe we could goad him into it.
Maybe you're colorblind? A red-green colorblind person probably wouldn't be able to see it.
Ewshi
Sugar be like "Nay"
Well, I suppose there's a first time for everything.
But did they smash, though?
Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
The theme is horny possum.
No, thank you!
How can the anti-blowjob party keep winning elections?! (I know the answer, it's by cheating, but it still baffles me.)
But who cares? No big deal...
Yeah, and maybe we should give them robotic exoskeletons and jetpacks, too!
Dad, is that you?
I'll take the coffee and blunt. Give the donuts to someone who needs them.
Dogs make great commitment devices for people trying to get regular exercise. Because otherwise they'll shit in your house.
My tip is that you work on it. Thank you for preemptively following my advice. I'm honored.
Did you try bringing weed? My friend says sometimes that helps.
If I meet Thomas for lunch and I see he's wearing new shoes, I'll say "sweet kicks!" That small gesture proves I'm paying attention to him.
This makes me sad. I compliment and hug all my friends, and they do the same. If I catch someone doing something good, I call it out.
They're usually laminated
windshields aren't tempered
He made a ramp!
President Brimley! I had totally forgotten about that guy!
That Jesus guy is a bit of a friend-whore.