Prolicon

955 pts · January 13, 2017


i have two legs, two arms and a nose.

My buses are privately owned by multiple companies so I never know which would take my usual pass

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My app was showing a man with a fish in his arms in the thumbnail...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably watched Shrek and asked "would you still love me if I was a donkey/dragon"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That Cleopatra knowledge took me down a rabbit hole...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But women can control it for you!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hopefully not.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile a train ticket from my city to London is £30-40! I can't believe it's cheaper to travel overseas sometimes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

€12 flight with Ryanair (if you can manage with just a backpack)...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that shit feels like it's military-grade carbon fibre reinforced cardboard alloy... I prayed for my hands to not get hurt

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catatouille?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you stretched that shape out in the right directions you could create a humanoid body again

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could just be a domestic flight

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a big L

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got shocked when I first bought from AliExpress and it added VAT just before payment. I thought the discount wasn't working...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I managed to fit my dick through?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean playback controls could probably be a thing if the playback program just gave you them

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur and most other gif websites tend to store their "GIFs" as video formats anyway due to the better compression

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then they evolve into "gówniarze"

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've been enjoying using "9x civ bonuses" mods and experiencing mayhem, and never touched multiplayer

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once had a Eureka moment and started putting emojis in passwords...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is it specifically "public high school"? What's wrong with a private one?

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yeah, what the hell is the entertaining part of starving a dog???

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depending on the game, you may find a regular white person with a jap/korean name... I always found these in overwatch on american servers.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here I was wondering why you're talking about 3G and 4G internet percentages...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure most data you can pump like that would be still encrypted so good luck getting anything from it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's most dense at 4°C, meaning that the water with that temperature will always "sink" to the bottom.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an outdoor cat owner... I wouldn't say bizarre at all. The speed his claws aren't something to underestimate.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got the PS2 games on an emulator and they're still incredible

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if someone else already took her away

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it gets better it's only for a while, in my experience.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0