ProjectShadow316

415 pts ยท October 26, 2019


It's definitely worked for me. 3 times and no kids. Huzzah!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would say lighting it on fire is also a proper response.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm more curious as to if the lens cap anecdote can be verified or not.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that were penguin, that's a marriage proposal.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, no. If I see a Nazi, they're getting punched. There was a literal war over it. Be a Patriot, punch a Nazi.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally tears from laughing so hard.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, the Bubble Rasengan!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throw him, his entire family, and every one of his supporters onto a luxury cruise ship, send it out to the middle of the ocean and sink it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol, drunken birb.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked in retail for for a few years, and holy hell, the amount of stupid that some people have is truly mind-boggling.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, that's a thing? I will happily tell any restaurant that tries to do this to pound sand.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. The more you know.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, she got an upgrade. I just remember her being the teenager who could launch fireworks. That was it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I'm so sick of this shit.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My sister would say "Can't find Arnie!" for weeks after she saw this movie.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The irony of the song from the cat's view.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4. One does not slander the name of lizards. Clearly, he had forgotten about the legendary Tad Cooper. Buddy will remind him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My last job was lucky I didn't just fire an arrow into a wall with my resignation on it; Apparently that's "illegal".

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, they're right; violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is yes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was told to do this in Gears of War because I couldn't hit shit with a shotgun. Then I learned to aim better.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I commend the level of restraint it took not to punch that asshole square in the mouth.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd watch the hell out of that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"People are just bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling." - Dr. Perry Cox.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God damn, she was hot.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm picturing the Mongolians in South Park, but it's William Sherman and he's burning everything to the ground.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm a dickhead, and I hate seeing people happy." *sees Barstool logo in the corner* Yep, checks out.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You belong to her now.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know it was a good shot when even the opponent acknowledges it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0