50331 pts · October 30, 2014
I once made the FB with a snapchat joke. I made about 100 more on snapchat and not a single dick pic!! Fucking success!!!
I was waiting for something to jump out and scare me.
Damn. Beat me
*calls flight attendant*
Question for our New Zealand friends: What’s your opinion of her? Also, will you get mad if we say Kiwi?
...meeeow...
Did anyone else wait for it?
I need an adult
I bought a smok for almost $90 and it was a reuleaux mod and a vgod rdta. Half the price and a better buy.
That’s deep
Dude seriously how the fuck did I get you 4 times in a row!? Anyway if you were straight id totally hit on you. Js
+1 from me for that smile. Nothing else. Fuck that filter.
+1 from me fir the smile. Nothing else. Fuck that filter.
Yellow flavored shrimp
[Laughs in Eastern Bloc]
Well... it must be true then...
Floor is a little dirty, no?
Soooo does she?
Hold it up to a light, if it's see through, it's fake.
Ha
Photoshop or ten tons of makeup?
A man needs a recipe
The dress is blue
All you had to say was, "Misty"
Twice
I saw nothing sexy about the bend. +1 for quality though
So every eclipse will light the dark side of the moon. Maybe that's the best time to find the alien bases there
How much he make off that deal?
It's the "th" instead of the "s" that gets me. I'm Mexican American and where I grew up, we spoke very slurred
I was waiting for something to jump out and scare me.
Damn. Beat me
*calls flight attendant*
Question for our New Zealand friends: What’s your opinion of her? Also, will you get mad if we say Kiwi?
...meeeow...
Did anyone else wait for it?
I need an adult
I bought a smok for almost $90 and it was a reuleaux mod and a vgod rdta. Half the price and a better buy.
That’s deep
Dude seriously how the fuck did I get you 4 times in a row!? Anyway if you were straight id totally hit on you. Js
+1 from me for that smile. Nothing else. Fuck that filter.
+1 from me for that smile. Nothing else. Fuck that filter.
+1 from me fir the smile. Nothing else. Fuck that filter.
Yellow flavored shrimp
[Laughs in Eastern Bloc]
Well... it must be true then...
Floor is a little dirty, no?
Soooo does she?
Hold it up to a light, if it's see through, it's fake.
Ha
Photoshop or ten tons of makeup?
A man needs a recipe
The dress is blue
All you had to say was, "Misty"
Twice
I saw nothing sexy about the bend. +1 for quality though
So every eclipse will light the dark side of the moon. Maybe that's the best time to find the alien bases there
How much he make off that deal?
It's the "th" instead of the "s" that gets me. I'm Mexican American and where I grew up, we spoke very slurred