Someone was definitely either fired or promoted for these drink descriptions.
Fighter of the Nightman!
I think I might be in trouble.
wow the us postal service is really expanding their services to try and stay relevant.
Look at this proud fuck.
"But there are just less women in STEM fields because of women's preferences! It has nothing to do with sexism!"
Just another day in York, PA
Couldn't find this anywhere, so I took matters into my own hands.
My life at the moment
Sometimes I worry about my snapchat friends
ran into this guy on the streets of Chicago
I have several questions.
Autocorrect thinks I had a much more exciting weekend than I actually did.
My last three Halloween costumes
What a deal!
white women live here.
In light of the Cavs loss
The cake topper at my friends' wedding.
Boris, I think you might've taken a wrong turn
I have never been more jealous than when my friend sent me this picture.
Me IRL
MRW my mother, during a long drawn out criticism of me over dinner, asks why I can't be more like my sister. My sister is currently awaiting trial on arson charges.
......what?
adventures in okcupid
To the group of people who decided 2 am on a Wednesday is the perfect time to gather outside my window to just holler.
What new and horrible NOPE does Japan have in store for me today?
Ohio you never cease to amaze me.
After months of unemployment and years of underemployment..... I GOT A JOB!!!!
Thanks predictive texting!