ProgMetalMan

7261 pts · November 17, 2011


Literally every Super Bowl performance in my lifetime

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just had to send this to every member of my family. Made my day.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was doing better at the time I wrote that comment... four years ago. Also, remission does not mean “permanently cured”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GFCI‘s are placed very close to sinks all the time. Like razor outlets. And maybe the walls are cinderblock.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be an impressive feat practically speaking. I mean yeah it’s doable but really hard to do accidentally

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

More than that— if electricity goes anywhere but back to the plug (ie ground prong or thru a person) a GFCI cuts out instantly

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

accept tip money from the FBI, the media calls this paid snooping, the agents are fired for exactly this reason. (3)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because that's their job. Files are quite obv CP, and per fed law they are required to report. Against company policy, these agents (2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What actually happened: Guy deletes CP off HDD. Later needs data recovery services. Sends drive to data recovery, who finds deleted files(1)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for the unnecessary ad hominem, but I think we both know that this discussion was not going to change anyone's mind regardless.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're fucking delusional if you think that's the case. I don't disagree that male and/or GOP politicians get more leeway though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's not a today problem, that's an inherent property of the hedonic treadmill, which has been present in at least every human ever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The age and size of this gif makes it look like an old infomercial. "Has this ever happened to you?"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL McDonald's has the same copyright lawyers as Viacom

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everyone jokes about both because on the whole, they are both contemptible public figures, and we can ignore the occasional zealous backlash

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And the sign said 'The words of the prophets are written on the CARTRIDGE' oh wow I'm so clever give me upvotes

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

I know exactly where you're coming from, but that attitude is unempathetic and harmful to your cause.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you need to elaborate

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Booty Booty Booty Booty rocking everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world needs more In Living Color memes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been a wreck all Millennium...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A lot of its non-news content can be seen as pretty liberal, not that I'm complaining

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a weird way to describe anal

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

???????????? (Those were "tears of joy" emoji. Still want that Unicode now?)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I wonder if that's feasible with genitals

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

"Hey Dad, I think he's gonna pork her!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vibrators, technically?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Extra skin can be treated. Getting psychological eating habits out and reducing strain on your body is forever

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0