ProfessorWilly

16838 pts · September 4, 2014


The Spirit Song by Jonna Jinton

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2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh no! The exponential growth will trigger the pumpkin apocalypse

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It’s a known optical illusion. You either see an old lady with a large nose, or a young lady looking away

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They should make a 13 ft ladder then

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am motivated by all of the above. What does that make me?

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I saw him too when I had sleep paralysis as I kid. He was glowing red though, like a “don’t walk” traffic light

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So many ghosts…

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Too soon

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No idea. I was around 9 at the time. I guess the doctor just wanted to make sure I didn't actually swallow any glass.

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I mean in like a special potty, the ones kids usually use for potty training

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The glass broke in so many pieces, so I couldn’t say for sure. Doc said I should shit in a potty and look for glass, but I never found any

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Special potty. Similar to the ones small children use for potty training

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Don’t do this with glass cups. I broke one once in my mouth. Had to shit in a potty for a week to make sure all the glass got out safe ?

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Don’t do this with glass cups. I broke one once in my mouth. Had to shit in a potty for a week to make sure all the glass got out safe ?

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Or God is just a cosmic cloud of hydrogen and helium

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Can confirm, it’s pretty great

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can I join this new chimp religion?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean trains takes you from a place you currently aren’t, to a place you’re not really going.

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Just some military grade equipment to clear up the traffic in Virginia

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But, alas, it is only Tuesday, my gents.

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Solar freaking windows!

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Seems I am relevant today. And yes, you may all come to the professor’s fest

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I did the same with Lion king as a kid. Now I can barely remember what movies I have even watched already.

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Isn’t the second best time 19 years ago?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a white dude from Scandinavia, I don’t understand any of these, but in my head I still read them like I’m in the Vatos Locos

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What’s going on in #1? What did she say before being taken?

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