ProfessorProton

12031 pts ยท August 21, 2015


Yes I am a coward. But I'm a MILITANT coward. - Woody Allen

Assuming you water them, they are probably root-bound and need larget pots.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No, other than fishing for catfish (active at night in the summer) or bullfrog gigging.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have a dog? They tend to urinate in the same area. Dilute with water as often as possible, or encourage dog to run away.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the pinata?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It identifies as an 'oak', regardless of actual species. That's all you need to know.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, bondo and duct tape is better.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raven Pollock. Or is it a crow?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice try.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which breed caused which ear, I wonder?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tropical frogs with colors like that are often very toxic. There's even one named "poison arrorw frog", from somewhere. Touching can kill u.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Puppet Commie govt takes power in 1978, the countryside rebels, supported by West, war drags on to 1989, USSR gives up, rebels turn on West.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Southern France. Millau Viaduct.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jim Varney. Trained Shakespearean actor (studied at the Barter Theater) who made it big playing a clod and hick. Played it well, too.

6 years ago | Likes 612 Dislikes 2

Allows you to push other vehicles & equipment etc without worrying about dents or scratches. And, you can change it out yourself if needed.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

When you old and osteoarthritis kicks-in at yo toes and ankle, you will wear galoshes with no socks if it helps keep them feets happy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rinse often and you won't care if or what it kills, so long as you don't run out.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haven't killed anybody lately, she must be talking about someone else. Can't find my shovel, either. I guess it's Netflix tonight.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you know me?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was being sarcastic and compliant. My answer has deeper meaning.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I don't believe this. There. Thanks for the advice.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That's the problem with aphorisms. They are often logically inconsistent. "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." -Oscar Wilde

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry about previous post. I was in error. That is indeed Francis himself, before he drank himself to an early grave.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, A. Scott Fizgerald (Axelrod). He wrote "The Great Finkelstein" about a mysterious deli owner where no one knew where he got his meat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an old Sicilian message: Luca Brasi shit himself to death after eating a bad burrito.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How about a sign above the urinal in rough joints that says: Please Don't Eat the Big White Mint

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is true news, though.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

James Dean's grandson, Kevin: Rebel Without A Clue.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And also all those fucking one-socks that get lost in the dryer every week. Dryer wormholes space into A51. They must have millions by now.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0