ProfessorFlora

3190 pts · April 14, 2014


beep boop

someone please go to downtown disney and report

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmmm it's almost like there's a reason for this

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I don't understand. both messages are the same? one's just got slightly larger text?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah, that dog is def asking for help. not bc it physically can't deal with it, but bc they know doing anything would be Bad Dog material

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

for right now, pamper yourself & gf emotionally, or distract yourself if you can't handle the grief immediately.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it gets a little easier to handle with time... if you're at the pt where you can't function atm, that's okay. that won't last forever.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's always hard. when I was in middle school, my cat, only 3yo, died of bone cancer. his "brother" died last august. it still hurts so much

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not enough squash and stretch for looney tunes, tbh. feels like dreamworks to me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

b l e a s e

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that might be an issue if they said vegetarian, but vegan is "absolutely no animal products at all." no eggs or milk either.

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

yup, literally. I think I found AZ bc someone linked me that strip haha

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

U g h. I was That Kid Who Still Liked Pokemon, and I remember this bullshit. Congrats on the will to call that out.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

is this bemoaning that my username doesn't match the meme or what? I made this over 3y ago my dude

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, please. because those of us who are legit fucked up don't want folks who think they can save us with love. thanks, I'm still depressed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh man yeah that first image doesn't look shrink-wrapped or anything. please put more inaccurate paleo art on the front page.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

the only child is mostly accurate for me... I'm leaving for my sister's wedding tomorrow. idk how to feel about this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

granted I still can't understand how anyone finds Barnacle Clusterfuck attractive so it's pretty clear I'm not the target demo here lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I legit cannot tell if you've morphed most of these. the first one has hair ghost so probably...?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it looks like the "heroes" already set up cluedo by the second to last panel, minifigs already cast by the wayside

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think you mean it came exactly right. wink wonk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.” -- Douglas Adams, HHGttG

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper,

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

“This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

“This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so even saying 'well apple overcharges for their tech' or w/e, while true, isn't necessarily relevant.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking off to the woods and living off the land, bc that's entirely legal. (iPhones have better accessibility features than android

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh yeah, it's totally feasible to be a part of modern society without technology. not allowed to be anti-capitalist without entirely--

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

demisexual-- any part of the ace spectrum-- isn't about celibacy. it's about the existence of the attraction at all

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oooh, it's almost like we use words to describe things. wowie gee.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

or, I've eaten about a meal a day for the past week, all of which are microwave burritos, bc anything else takes too much effort

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0