ProfessorExpert

332662 pts · March 20, 2014


I am a professor and an expert, and if someone takes a screenshot of this and makes it to the frontpage then I will der der der da der der der.

My college roommate dabbled in it and I watched him use the software... fuck that noise I’d rather learn how to play guitar with my toes

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

each little transgression the world would be in chaos... it’s too much... if Bieber or Kanye did this this site would be up in arms 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Seriously who gives a Fuck... it’s a quick selfie for a once in a lifetime moment... imagine if everyone overreacted like that over 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

has some pics on there that now he can’t get back... idk how people are justifying that move 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Idk throwing someone’s expensive ass phone seems to be worse than a selfie... he doesn’t know the dude’s financial situation... maybe he 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Eh you guys got the natural death penalty... “ooops this spider/snake somehow got into his cell” I’d be ok with that

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As a professor and an expert I declare this the most scientifically accurate statement in the history of science

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah whenever someone is even just talking aggressive you gotta be on full alert even if you have 100 lbs on the dude... just takes 1 hit

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

didn’t truly know what was going on... you would never be able to pull that off in the US and in today’s time with access to info 4/4

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

we’re stationed in a distant province and they didn’t have access to media and were told protestors were terrorists (I think) and they 3/x

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Massacre the first set of soldiers they brought in refused to go against the protestors... the second time they called in units that 2/x

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah it’s not like it’s a mercenary army, they have the flag patch and know what it represents... even during the Tiananmen Square 1/x

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Waking up complete strangers in their own homes is one of my absolute favorite hobbies

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes I 100% have my PhD... in expertism...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMTRfm8BL6c the whole thing is great but between 50 seconds and 1:05 it is gold that makes me laugh every time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inserting very rough idea of the quote from MASH that war is worse than hell because in hell the wicked suffer, in war the innocent suffer

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Fucking unit 731 is one of the grossest examples of humanity I can think of... those people had no souls and hell is far too good for them

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

makes a decision that big based off some bullshit... they must do some kind of “research” beforehand 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I imagine at birth parents get the speech... these people ignore education... honestly don’t even know how you educate someone that 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Even in this case OP said they tried to explain to them on the previous visits and I’m guessing it happed at birth too... onto punishment

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gdp per capita I think US is barely top 20 or maybe just outside of it so I doubt it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Think most legit scientific community doesn’t give a fuck and a lot is religious themselves... I wouldn’t call Fedora gang science community

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

will probably over shadow that, especially if it happens on the regular (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure when ISIS was blowing historical sites up it was pretty big news... plus one of the most well known buildings in the world (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might be obvious but honestly I didn’t even really think about it (didn’t know how far away it was, saw the pics but didn’t read about it)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lunch for dinner? And snacks from a movie theater for tix? This girl has Warren Buffett money

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically that’s a tax that might be paying for that road or the maintenance for it or possibly a new road

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shot you should go to Vegas or Miami, people basically hand that shit out

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0