ProfShenanigans

50508 pts ยท April 2, 2011


Software engineer, board gamer, pianist, and occasional writer of lists.

I misread "unions" as "unicorns", and I'm not sure which would be worse.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish all puppies stayed that cuddly. I know some do, but many are bitey little monsters for months while growing up. So. Much. Biting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the bright side, it's easier to drive than a manual immune disease.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pretty much describes all my lecturers when I was at university.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fetch the branch manager!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean the Inkquisition. ;)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I've seen, it's also the "I can use the hard shoulder to undertake queuing traffic on the motorway" button.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I hope you didn't put basil in it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But bees don't eat pollen...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally, I'd say sausage meat, but to each their own.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happened to me, and the PM genuinely scheduled more meetings to figure out why productivity was so low.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They finally rebooted Ring of Bright Water?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you're really lucky, it runs all the way through until June 22.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...in a butter world?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in old Blighty, we don't like things to be too convenient, or else we'd need fewer queues and we'd have less stuff to complain about.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shadows of the Empire? You had to hold almost all the buttons, and very carefully move the joystick half left then half right repeatedly.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well what the fuck do you think is going to happen if you leave a wind turbine on ludicrous speed?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read #3 as "rectal ophthalmologist". I guess you'd mainly be treating people who can't see shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also have to remember the long weight and the tartan paint.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How do they fit rectangular biscuits into round barrels in the first place?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humour so dark you had to add milk.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That depends on how much you like your enemies' skulls.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But did you catch the deputy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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