Probaton

1324 pts ยท November 8, 2015


#32 No notes, except I need me a source for them awesome birbs.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 oinkment

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I do that. The joke sounds great in my head but weirdly convoluted after I post it. I got it though, so that's one upvote from a fellow overthinker!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 Groovy.

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#9 Groovy.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That can't be real. How many toes should it have before it counts as AI?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Decided to do my 2nd playthrough as an Int 2 ogre, and genuinely laughed my butt off at all the idiot-specific dialogue. Supremely underrated.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feel annoyed, feel frustrated, hell, feel abandoned. But don't ever feel guilty. You don't owe anyone anything. I felt weird for a bit when everyone but me started spawning, but my friends and I figured it out. Go have your own adventures.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 Spoken like someone who has never felt the acute need for a fidget spinner halfway through a meeting before.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dya think anyone watching this is like "Hey, that's MY laundry basket! I was looking for that!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 David Spade

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly reminiscent of my own relationship with my cat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big +1, for what it's worth. I know a bunch of people (wife included) who have done the same or worse in the (far) past and are all happy, healthy, moderate drinkers today.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Definitely Bladekenner.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*make. Not "ruin".

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait, aren't I the one paying the dog tax, with OP('s dog) being the recipient? Have I completely misinterpreted the concept for all this time?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*dickswasher

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your phone's autocorrect is always referring to that specific duck.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!" And I'll look down and whisper "no".

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is feeding him spoilers supposed to ruin the game so he stops playing? Because that'd work on me.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

Patchiderm 2.0.

3 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Inside you there are two wolves...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also cute and fluffy!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly kudos for the self-control, kid. I woulda gone for my first instinct, bashed the thing, and felt guilty as hell if I'd damaged it.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Did you just copy-paste us a bunch of screenshots from a free website?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In case you're actually curious, it's really very much not an h, but that's the closest most people get with an English palate.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is your raccoon wearing latex gloves?

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I yell at Amazon's servers almost every day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0