Probablylucy

53226 pts ยท July 1, 2012


I'm an English girl travelling Australia! I love PMs and warm hugs. Lets go find an adventure.

Okja!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the females who are 'replacements' (Future dairy cows) are hand reared. And are removed from their mothers at 3 hours old on average.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who works on a dairy farm... Most calves dont get nose tags because... well, the boys are killed at 4 days old. On my farm. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you get what is called 'The Cane Toad Effect' -Or commonly known to Australians as 'Those Fucking jumpy c**ts are everywhere'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would LOVE some context OP. I need to know what went down that day in home depot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you. Comic Sans.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am imagining the last falcon going: 'AAAAAAAAAAAHHH' in tune with my own internal screaming

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charmin Bear!!! How are you? Things havnt been the same since that Cuchelle Koala replaced you :'(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently started dating a Dutchie and I have to say.... My new found obsession with all things Netherlands is REAL.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@frankiemacdonald I seriously need your prediction on the duration of Storm Doris about to hit the UK. Will it last as long as sunday?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Im a bartender and I nearly refused service to a girl born Jan 1999. God help me when the IDs start saying DOB 2000.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP you owe the animal sactuary a whole lotts money

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or like San Junipero

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@aupduck Nottingham?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You, madam, are a hero among women.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahaha. Sour... Patch kids. Get it? I do. I get the thing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is this so ASMR inducing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The olson twins definately merge to make the other olson

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a scottish interpreter, can americans understan scot slang? Im genuinely interested.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your long bottom went and longbottom'd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im Not Right In the Head.com... Fun Substance.... Strange Beaver. What are these websites??!?!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO A BARREL....Oh. As you were.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm relevent :')

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

WHERE WAS THIS If I had known about this at the time I would have DONE IT

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vengaboys boom boom boom boom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Tis but a scratch!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The question we should be asking is: Did this really need a sepia filter?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LIVE HERE I feel so relevant :') this never happens

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Juusst like grandma used to make 'em.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0