ProbablyNotChrisFromWork

182655 pts ยท May 22, 2015


I like turtles

They're onto us! *Muffled sounds of yeti violence*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The yetis are on the internet too?! Our days are numbered. I, for one, welcome our new yeti overlords

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm also wondering this silly thing

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

How can we not do drugs when *gestures vaguely at everything*?

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

It's been a couple of years. Figured you might want a reminder of this veiny potato. You're welcome!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not the only one who realized that!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same! (Also the couple towns over thing. Not found and returned to owners thing)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I totally see it now. I stand corrected

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe those might be uhhh... Birds. Correct me if I'm wrong

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh good, I'm not the only one! CandyStand was my go to

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daft Punk recently called it quits. I blame this post

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned a thing today!

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I earned that "Motherfucker"

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My username either is or isn't relevant!

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

If you eat the whole person, you get to keep their money! If that's not an official rule, it should be

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? Those are rookie numbers!

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you won the game. Congrats!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There was a dog AND I died? Win-Win, baby!

5 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

14 people?! They must really suck at kidnapping

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You believe in the moon?

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't like your cat... I love it!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someday I'll read the word Moroccan correctly instead of thinking it says macaroon. Not today, but someday. Also, those look awesome!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They always get their man

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So if I make a post that pisses off Australia I can get to FP!

6 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 1

I am the last person I want seeing my PIN

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never felt safer!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sounds like what dreams are made of!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't either. The closest Popeyes is like 30 minutes away, which isn't far, but I just can't justify driving 30 minutes for a sandwich!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0