PrincessWordplay

83507 pts ยท April 19, 2015


Usersub denizen. Writer. Smartarse. Eurotrash. Comment whore. Female. No butthole pics at this time. Interests: Video games, Internet culture, sexytimes, boys in pink knickers, LGBT, horrible puns, helping people with their stupid problems.

They ought to. FFS Google get your shit together. Pretty sad when smut is more technologically advanced.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

Remember kids: Safe, Sane, Consensual. Also, Fifty Shades is not a BDSM how to manual. It's really, really crappy fanfiction.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So was WW2. Honestly, who would have thought the Japanese and Mussolini would aid Hitler, or the USSR help the UK?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder where they put the detonator

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I mean one helping Jordan/Egypt/Palestine in exchange for support in fighting the other.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just imagining Iran or SA making a 'we'll scratch your back' deal with Jordan/Palestine/Egypt. Assuming Persians and Arabs can get along

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see where you're coming from, but with the USA and the UN turning their backs now we could be seeing some pretty strange bedfellows soon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I used to love the hell out of black pudding before I saw it being made.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just going off looks. I mean, it looks pretty edible. I've never had one, but just by this pic I'd give it a go.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's surprisingly not that gross for something out of a tin.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

An elephant is pretty badass, but if it gets separated from the herd by a pride of lions, it's fucked.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You say weird depraved heathen like it's a bad thing...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe in the past, but they always had backup. I don't think they understand just how much they need friends.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 13

For a country surrounded by people who hate it, Israel sures loves to talk shit.

9 years ago | Likes 673 Dislikes 53

It's not, though. Memes are popular.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew someone who used to do it because she thought it was funny. I think she's a mental health inpatient now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I keep saying we should take the 'do not use in shower' label off electric hairdryers and let natural selection do its thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The original Adblock Chrome extension does. Even has an option to whitelist the youtubers you still want to support.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You gotta hide that shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Diary, Today I found the one person in the universe who doesn't have adblock.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Some bitches just like to troll. I like the looks, as long as people aren't weird and starting following me home, that's not cool.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

When we dress like that, it's because we like the stares.

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 8

Not sure if really funny joke or a deathblow for the future of humanity.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This post is proof that a quality repost is all about picking the right title.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every time I see a woman comparing her relationship to Harley and Joker I physically cringe.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was an exotic dancer back in the mid 2000s and no one ever said 'bounce your ass fat they'll love it' to me, ever. I really don't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Yes, you need an outfit. You're going to catch cold standing around in your drawers like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0