83507 pts ยท April 19, 2015
Usersub denizen. Writer. Smartarse. Eurotrash. Comment whore. Female. No butthole pics at this time. Interests: Video games, Internet culture, sexytimes, boys in pink knickers, LGBT, horrible puns, helping people with their stupid problems.
They ought to. FFS Google get your shit together. Pretty sad when smut is more technologically advanced.
I WANT A WATER ROCKET LAUNCHER http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/jessicablossom/34509248/3645/3645_original.gif
Remember kids: Safe, Sane, Consensual. Also, Fifty Shades is not a BDSM how to manual. It's really, really crappy fanfiction.
So was WW2. Honestly, who would have thought the Japanese and Mussolini would aid Hitler, or the USSR help the UK?
I wonder where they put the detonator
No, I mean one helping Jordan/Egypt/Palestine in exchange for support in fighting the other.
I'm just imagining Iran or SA making a 'we'll scratch your back' deal with Jordan/Palestine/Egypt. Assuming Persians and Arabs can get along
I see where you're coming from, but with the USA and the UN turning their backs now we could be seeing some pretty strange bedfellows soon.
I used to love the hell out of black pudding before I saw it being made.
I'm just going off looks. I mean, it looks pretty edible. I've never had one, but just by this pic I'd give it a go.
It's surprisingly not that gross for something out of a tin.
An elephant is pretty badass, but if it gets separated from the herd by a pride of lions, it's fucked.
You say weird depraved heathen like it's a bad thing...
Maybe in the past, but they always had backup. I don't think they understand just how much they need friends.
For a country surrounded by people who hate it, Israel sures loves to talk shit.
It's not, though. Memes are popular.
I knew someone who used to do it because she thought it was funny. I think she's a mental health inpatient now.
I keep saying we should take the 'do not use in shower' label off electric hairdryers and let natural selection do its thing.
I'm not.
The original Adblock Chrome extension does. Even has an option to whitelist the youtubers you still want to support.
You gotta hide that shit.
Dear Diary, Today I found the one person in the universe who doesn't have adblock.
Some bitches just like to troll. I like the looks, as long as people aren't weird and starting following me home, that's not cool.
When we dress like that, it's because we like the stares.
https://media.giphy.com/media/11JbaLzOXsg6Fq/giphy.gif
Not sure if really funny joke or a deathblow for the future of humanity.
This post is proof that a quality repost is all about picking the right title.
Every time I see a woman comparing her relationship to Harley and Joker I physically cringe.
I was an exotic dancer back in the mid 2000s and no one ever said 'bounce your ass fat they'll love it' to me, ever. I really don't get it.
Yes, you need an outfit. You're going to catch cold standing around in your drawers like that.
They ought to. FFS Google get your shit together. Pretty sad when smut is more technologically advanced.
I WANT A WATER ROCKET LAUNCHER http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/jessicablossom/34509248/3645/3645_original.gif
Remember kids: Safe, Sane, Consensual. Also, Fifty Shades is not a BDSM how to manual. It's really, really crappy fanfiction.
So was WW2. Honestly, who would have thought the Japanese and Mussolini would aid Hitler, or the USSR help the UK?
I wonder where they put the detonator
No, I mean one helping Jordan/Egypt/Palestine in exchange for support in fighting the other.
I'm just imagining Iran or SA making a 'we'll scratch your back' deal with Jordan/Palestine/Egypt. Assuming Persians and Arabs can get along
I see where you're coming from, but with the USA and the UN turning their backs now we could be seeing some pretty strange bedfellows soon.
I used to love the hell out of black pudding before I saw it being made.
I'm just going off looks. I mean, it looks pretty edible. I've never had one, but just by this pic I'd give it a go.
It's surprisingly not that gross for something out of a tin.
An elephant is pretty badass, but if it gets separated from the herd by a pride of lions, it's fucked.
You say weird depraved heathen like it's a bad thing...
Maybe in the past, but they always had backup. I don't think they understand just how much they need friends.
For a country surrounded by people who hate it, Israel sures loves to talk shit.
It's not, though. Memes are popular.
I knew someone who used to do it because she thought it was funny. I think she's a mental health inpatient now.
I keep saying we should take the 'do not use in shower' label off electric hairdryers and let natural selection do its thing.
I'm not.
The original Adblock Chrome extension does. Even has an option to whitelist the youtubers you still want to support.
You gotta hide that shit.
Dear Diary, Today I found the one person in the universe who doesn't have adblock.
Some bitches just like to troll. I like the looks, as long as people aren't weird and starting following me home, that's not cool.
When we dress like that, it's because we like the stares.
https://media.giphy.com/media/11JbaLzOXsg6Fq/giphy.gif
Not sure if really funny joke or a deathblow for the future of humanity.
This post is proof that a quality repost is all about picking the right title.
Every time I see a woman comparing her relationship to Harley and Joker I physically cringe.
I was an exotic dancer back in the mid 2000s and no one ever said 'bounce your ass fat they'll love it' to me, ever. I really don't get it.
Yes, you need an outfit. You're going to catch cold standing around in your drawers like that.