woke up to a big ol spider droppin down from the ceiling to be friends. how ya doin lil guy. comin to bite me in my sleep? yay ya are. well guess what i'm not sleepin ever again so good luck with that buddy
<3 2
when i haven't gotten a notification in six minutes even though i've been shitposting forever
your face when you miss butthole day
wet butthole mouth
looking for butthole in usersub be like
me at the beach vs. me in the sheets
how to make: hot chocolate (basic toaster instructions)
when your comment only gets one upvote but you're just glad you have a friend
where all my raw pasta eatin with ur teddy at 6:16am sisters at
i decorated a sugar cookie to look like a chocolate chip cookie
wholesomified edit
simba did not listen. simba has many regrets.
<3
this is shamrock.
when i realize that imgur will always associate my birthday with buttholes
this is what my mom has to deal with
Me to me:
I'll be fine. Just wish I knew why.
just some doodles i'm somewhat proud of
Check your privyledge
when you feel like you've earned it
I've always wondered what was behind this door. "The Eternal Void" is not what I was expecting.
When the pms start getting a little uncomfortable
When I don't get any notifications for like ten minutes
Think before you judge.
color of the day: periwinkle
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i'm gonna do it
insomniac me to me:
Apparently the comment I made on an Imgur post that linked to another Imgur post wasn't appropriate for Imgur.
I made a little cake for mom's 52nd birthday
This Comment Was Too Hot For Imgur But Now You Get An Inside Look
When you see a man of culture as well
tfw when you're sad because you don't feel special or interesting but complaining about it just makes you less special and interesting
The answer is yes
gotta be grateful
"There is no smug liberal problem," says the liberal, smugly.
He owns a car, and teenagers don't tell other people they "best get to bed"
A lot of people are posting their gaming rigs so I thought I'd share my set up.
If You're Brave Enough: Scoring System
Two lovers, forbidden from one another. A war divides their people, and a mountain divides them apart. Built a path to be together. And I forget the next couple lines but then it goes
my terrible confession
My friend likes Harry Styles unironically now
Please at least read the post before you downvote and call me ignorant.
I stayed up till 3am for this
Joke's on you I'm 21 and I'm down to 3 friends
I uncovered an ancient artifact today. A memetic object from time immemorial. Lost to time, and forgotten by the world, this rediscovered artifact is probably at least dozen of months old. I have seen nothing like it in hundreds of days.
when you post an unpopular opinion puffin and it gets 17 downvotes in 3 minutes