PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED

106889 pts ยท November 20, 2016


The mom was using a strapon

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, grandma

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom is a nurse. I had to be really fucking sick for help

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes, I should have said, the nutrients required to grow a brain are pretty an insignificant portion of our daily diet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have my wife's hobby. I tried it, but I don't trust the ropes to support my fat ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil kids are highly active, and if given the freedom, will climb anything all day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was happier when people were butt hurt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still fun though

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When you see Putin, tell him I said I'm ready for his embrace

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, God have us malaria, aids and cancer. Don't catch them all

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If wouldn't be fair if they didn't suffer like we did

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone can if you bring a weapon

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Jesus dude, some black guys like meth and opiates. Don't judge his drug of choice based of skin color.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Generally they pay you roughly per year what you were making or the equivalent of min wage if you had no job

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Some of us know buses don't drive on sidewalks. That the sign is clearly above.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Helps to read like Russian*

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Then you no see*

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Komrad*

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Don't threaten me with a good time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We didn't have cancer till science. 0 cases of reported cancer in the year 4000 b.c.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

He could be yuge!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With big sticks because you want to fuck his daughters

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gyms give you access to tools to build muscle faster than body weight training. Also, its generally frowned upon to fight your neighbor

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Science is the devil trying to get kids to worship him just because science knows a few cool party tricks.

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I honestly though they were making s quake movie for a second

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Seismic blow jobs?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clever girl

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Who do you think drove the bus to Mexico?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying we are as strong as other primates, it's just we are a lot stronger than most of us give us credit for.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

athletic. Just our life style has changed in a way that most of us never build the muscle we should have from the way it's meant to be used

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