9277 pts ยท January 22, 2013
God damnit you got me ahaha. Beautiful work
When you're on a leisurely stroll down the front page and then you step into some shitposting.
YRW you realize you're a tomato
It's not night
Green means it's safe to QWOP
Re....reverse it
You think? Like the blood dripping down your nose isn't a good enough indicator?
So beans works at my local mall as a helper with Santa. I shit you not
The curses of having the name Travis Watson. My PE shirts always said 'T.Watson'
With how horny dolphins are, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a dick pic on the phone now
At least it's not an Alaskan bull worm.
Why is there more on the grill? WHO ELSE ARE THEY COOKING FOR
I'm assuming Gary is white. Polly always wanted a cracker
That's why it's called head
It's what's on the inside that counts
The worst part was that they were self-employed
That's essentially how I handled my at home circumcision
It was a good day to be a bus driver
Well the Germans do have a history of lying about how much gas they use
*next day* 'Honey, where's all the bread?' 'Sure is toasty out isn't it' 'you fucking didnt....'
He ded
I hate mud butt, Hershey squirts, bum barf, other funny ways to say diarrhea.
Mom, "where'd you find your conception video? "
Give a bitch gold and she'll make you hard.
I thought that said vulva at first , and boy was I curious.
But the colored printer never works.
Or, it's just a really good shit
Fuck them. No literally. Stain their sheets.
But after its all said and done; you can eat both right?
God damnit you got me ahaha. Beautiful work
When you're on a leisurely stroll down the front page and then you step into some shitposting.
YRW you realize you're a tomato
It's not night
Green means it's safe to QWOP
Re....reverse it
You think? Like the blood dripping down your nose isn't a good enough indicator?
So beans works at my local mall as a helper with Santa. I shit you not
The curses of having the name Travis Watson. My PE shirts always said 'T.Watson'
With how horny dolphins are, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a dick pic on the phone now
At least it's not an Alaskan bull worm.
Why is there more on the grill? WHO ELSE ARE THEY COOKING FOR
I'm assuming Gary is white. Polly always wanted a cracker
That's why it's called head
It's what's on the inside that counts
The worst part was that they were self-employed
That's essentially how I handled my at home circumcision
It was a good day to be a bus driver
Well the Germans do have a history of lying about how much gas they use
*next day* 'Honey, where's all the bread?' 'Sure is toasty out isn't it' 'you fucking didnt....'
He ded
I hate mud butt, Hershey squirts, bum barf, other funny ways to say diarrhea.
Mom, "where'd you find your conception video? "
Give a bitch gold and she'll make you hard.
I thought that said vulva at first , and boy was I curious.
But the colored printer never works.
Or, it's just a really good shit
Fuck them. No literally. Stain their sheets.
But after its all said and done; you can eat both right?