PrettyRick

18013 pts · October 27, 2015


A father of two living in the dark woods of northern Sweden.. I love you guys

Tried explaining to my kids when I first got my cellphone, and they asked "was that when tiktok was called musically!?" no it was 1998

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Give Gerald an Instagram, he clearly got the bootay and is arching his back influencers only dream about

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That's weird since your not OP.. I just gotta upload a pic of doberman and I might be the one in OPs post..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is what I should've put in my comment as well, thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 24

You're wrong.. I had a friend getting her face bit by a doberman who bumped her in a similar fashion

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 40

Dogs never would act in their natural way of asserting dominance.. Especially a dog breed as a doberman

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 21

This is me guessing, because people aren't dog owners, they are "dog parents" and by that they're making dogs humans and think that their 1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 25

Yeah that dog wasn't playing, that was a way of asserting dominance

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 76

Who's fucking saladfingers?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heey good looking, whatchu got cooking?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And vitamin D, lots of vitamin D

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know its funny when the mother runs of towards the bathroom.. I have anecdotal evidence making my wife laugh

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jodu, det rör på sig ;)

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All my childhood friends are either dead or chose another way of life.. I see them occasionally on a feed and think I did the right thing

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard he's hot

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go rev the power drill immediately

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pay for tests? Is this a concept I'm too European to understand?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Don't touch that pecker

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there two dogs in the beginning and only one at the end?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 I've never understood crystals, how would these satisfy my needs in getting hole again?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe the ones setting the pay raises and landlords should have a fight.. Ceos be like 1% is enough, landlords but we're doing a 50% raise

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have one baby and I feel like I hardly have time to breath or sit down..

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 or when you put on a silly face ask and wait for them to notice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, my wife even celebrated that there's 40 years between 1981 and 2021

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coincidence? I think not.. Good luck to you, you stuck it in crazy

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment brought so much concern to my brain muscle, I could not figure out what fricking driver you were talking about...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

395 years combined and none of us knew

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Holup

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Can someone ELI5 this!?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a joke I'm too rich to understand

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