PrettyPrettyPrincessPeach

14936 pts · October 5, 2011


I'm a girl.

My boyfriend always responds by saying that he is thinking about me.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So... the sex was not fantastic?

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Did we just become best friends?!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fort Wayne?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't cry for me, Argentina!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like he got *sunglasses* laid by someone else

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So true. I wear a leg brace. When I wear pants I look like a completely normal 22 y/o I have gotten so many dirty looks for using these.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I won Mario Kart here.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dibs on Peach!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! :)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/099DR43

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Your username. I like it.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn't happen.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

¿Por qué no los dos?

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Anatomy, to be precise.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's Maybelline

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My karma ran over your dogma

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I was little I thought you had to stick them up your vagina.

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I had a sub who just got up and left class for 20 min. So we decided to turn all the desks around backwards and act like nothing happened.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Why can't you just show a movie like a normal sub" (2/2)

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am a substitute teacher. Last week I handed out a worksheet for the students and one of them said (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a substitute teacher, yes.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A guy legit asked me to be his valentine this year! :)

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm right here!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But...but...porn?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can tell you that this is definitely true for Mario.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The muffin man?!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0