53 pts ยท August 27, 2015
Afrocentric Asian. Half man, half amazing.
All I can remember from the movie is how his farts powered him.
Almost as fast as the dog.
As a fellow landscaper, nice lines. Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass in the Summer. Well, outside the weed.
Definitely didn't need the last frame. Could've guessed Fallon's reaction.
That one Golden in the back just pretending to care about the kittens so he / she can fit in.
Joe Mande. Comedian, writer. Wrote for P & R, guest spots on Modern Family. He's working on a new show starring Ted Danson I believe.
I legit thought this was a video game at first.
I remember the game w/ the whole Mario series on it. My sis & I never fought much, but my parents had to take the system away a few times.
Pretty Falco.
Do we have a birthday here?
There may be no wrong way to eat at Reese's, but literally anyway you eat a Nature Valley is the wrong way.
Nice bag, but can I take a Pikachu?
Cool shirt, but do you take it off when you take a poop?
Right?! All I remember is Beach Comber for some reason.
Steve Nash is way better than Eazy-E though.
You should sell your video game pieces.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
I like how the guy in the aisle, is like, "great, this pussy again, whatever".
Someone made a top 100 movie insults compilation, actually 2, on YouTube, which have all these. Highly recommend.
Watch 'Sandpaper Blowjob'.
Codsworth's joke at #17.
All I can remember from the movie is how his farts powered him.
Almost as fast as the dog.
As a fellow landscaper, nice lines. Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass in the Summer. Well, outside the weed.
Definitely didn't need the last frame. Could've guessed Fallon's reaction.
That one Golden in the back just pretending to care about the kittens so he / she can fit in.
Joe Mande. Comedian, writer. Wrote for P & R, guest spots on Modern Family. He's working on a new show starring Ted Danson I believe.
I legit thought this was a video game at first.
I remember the game w/ the whole Mario series on it. My sis & I never fought much, but my parents had to take the system away a few times.
Pretty Falco.
Do we have a birthday here?
There may be no wrong way to eat at Reese's, but literally anyway you eat a Nature Valley is the wrong way.
Nice bag, but can I take a Pikachu?
Cool shirt, but do you take it off when you take a poop?
Right?! All I remember is Beach Comber for some reason.
Steve Nash is way better than Eazy-E though.
You should sell your video game pieces.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
I like how the guy in the aisle, is like, "great, this pussy again, whatever".
Someone made a top 100 movie insults compilation, actually 2, on YouTube, which have all these. Highly recommend.
Watch 'Sandpaper Blowjob'.
Codsworth's joke at #17.