PressSecretary

1024 pts ยท January 15, 2018


Maybe Joe won't falsely claim we've bought fighters or rake our forests to prevent fires. Or talk only his own bullshit claims when visiting

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like something that'll swim up your butthole

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When they're not chopping off the heads of the non-virtuous

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd pay pretty good money to never hear the name Donald Trump. Except in the sentence "Eaten by wild boars"

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Chill Stringer! It's all good! When's the re-up?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This recording is altered! For non altered speeches of the supreme POTUS contact our press department!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This photo is altered! The POTUS makeup is much more evenly spackled! For non altered photos contact my press department!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

False news! our supremely POTUS is the winner Bigly! Hannity said so!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The WH knows that OUR SUPREME POTUS DONALD JEEVES TRUMP IS ORDAINED BY JESUS!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS IS FAKE NEWS OUR SUPREME POTUS #45 IS NOT IN THE LEAST BIT OBESE AND BARELY RESEMBLES A TURTLE

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOURE CHANGING THE RESULTS BY MEASURING IT AGAINST THE LAW OF OUR SUPREME 45TH POTUS DONALD JEEVES TRUMP! STOP THE CUNT

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We won but you changed the results by measuring it! All hail supreme POTUS DONALD JEEVES TRUMP

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dont let constipation ruin your day, MiraLAX Forte X5 when you really need to go"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have some questions. like why is that dude wearing a german ww2 Stahlhelm backwards?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm... That car seems to be on fire

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But where's the shrubbery?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So was rich people getting their kids to school without merit in the US news to anyone?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poptarts are pretty unappealing as is but this flavor isn't doing any favors

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holding someone's degree hostage is a sad sad thing

7 years ago | Likes 499 Dislikes 10

Butthole McSfinkterface

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's bone spurs?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*showing your spouse your browser history

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old navy pilot gag called "hot potato" works every time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's actually just pretty disgusting. Normal french toast would be better for far less effort

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha it's funny when people think SUVs are offroad vehicles

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Looks like a modern reproduction of an old german style of clock

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lies! our glorious POTUS has only had sex with constingl adults (allegedly) and never his daughter (allegedly)!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

look for hidden compartments for choirboy bones

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes the POTUS' new plan to hire out inmates as housemaids is a supreme success!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1