PresidentObama69

1154 pts · September 2, 2012


I like lamp

We watched this in grade school, and after I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom, but really I just went to cry alone lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yassssssss queen

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s going to be 60 degrees on Saturday in St. Louis. Da fuk Mother Nature?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sugar itself is not bad for dogs.. certain candies, especially chocolate, contain other compounds that dogs can’t digest

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I couldn’t relate more right now... I just proposed and I’m so happy but dammmm .. shits expensive

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol I feel bad for how happy it made me when he screams after he got exactly what he deserved... I was like was like yassss bitch cryyyy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a St. Louis thing.. we take regular ravioli, bread it, fry it and dip it in marinara sauce and... then it gets sexual

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think of it this way.. these kind of events are super rare.. now that it happened, it will likely not happen again for a long time!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's a hippopotamoose

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My turtles name was Paco! He died :(

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Mm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of the times there are, but people click past them. It's called "trigger fatigue". There are so many warnings people stop caring.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True story.. I'm a pharmacist and I catch mistakes that could kill someone almost every day. Prescriptive authority can be very dangerous

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

She's so fucking annoying.. being loud and obnoxious doesn't make you funny. It makes you loud and obnoxious

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

High five!!! I was waiting to see if anyone commented about them all being in American Horror Story

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude don't tell people the secretttttttt

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Nothing feels better on a cold morning than picking up your dog's steaming hot shit. Warms my heart.. and my hands!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would know ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol that one pissed me off too. Like obvi cold temps don't actually cause colds.. but they do affect your immune system

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Well that's a pretty ignorant, untrue thing to say....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLYYYY ONE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

awww.. booo I loved him! voice was annoying I'll give you that, but nothing beats 90's pre-censorship humor

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm da baby gotta love me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Basically just means I'm still very hairy like a bear but I'm smaller.. I guess ..I don't make the rules

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In gay world, I'm an "otter". We have all kinds of fun terms

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

wait a tic... are his nails painted?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So funny story, I'm actually gay and out of the closet now, so back then I told my mom I wasn't sure about my sexuality.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well. I once kissed my friend's mom, I once made out with 3 black chicks at Six Flags, and that I wasn't sure of my sexuality. NOW YOU KNOW

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0