PraetorianDead

34198 pts · May 10, 2018


Dogs are the best thing that humans ever made. Hail Satan. 🤘

Inshallah

7 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

*Sigh* Bapanada

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Used to be, it's much better now

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I open it, then next time something is missing from the purse, I'll get accused of moving it

7 months ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 2

Cake kinda makes sense, cuz Gato is cat in Spanish, and Gateau which sounds the same is Cake in French

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#83 Enterprise is under heavy fire! All hands abandon ship!

8 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Multi part!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In an interview, he said during the winter he hallucinated a woman coming into his shelter to take him away, but he refused to go because he thought she was death.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should watch the Behind The Bastards series about her on YT

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I went to college with a Steve McQueen. Wasn't the actor.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Awesome turnout! Thanks for sharing Abbii

9 months ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Hell Yeah

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#47 I swear fealty to the BLÅHAJ Covenant, and I promise to protect trans youth with my life

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#60 even if you DO get caught, you keep your freaking mouth shut until you have spoken with your legal counsel

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#44 very true, I feel movies rarely nail this but games frequently do

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Emperor is absolutely not naked, please carry on

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Jake The Snake's warm-up routine before a match was smoking during his entrance music, them hoisting his snake bag and heading out

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#62 Tantalus the Dog, that poor baby

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think the closest we'll get is when the UN Assembly laughed at him during his speech

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I've been called worse things by better people."

10 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#17 No ring

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Dark Souls, I loved soloing Ornstein & Smough for folks with my SL40 NG+3 glass cannon mage. "Hold my Estus Flask, watch this..." *Crystal Soul Spear & Dark Bead rain*

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Loving all the possum shnozz ❤️

10 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

#13 odds are slim that somebody is watching the cameras live, but they'll absolutely use the evidence to nail you later on

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#37 the US didn't ban slavery, they just restricted it to convicts. Then they threw all the black people in prison.

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#12 Harry Potter is a legacy trust-fund jock who grew up to marry his high school sweetie and become a cop

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#100 There's a painted toilet seat on the wall beside Ripley

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#49 men who get angry about The Bear are the reason women choose The Bear

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