PowerNeXus

126095 pts · December 11, 2013


Once upon a time, there was a big spaceship and aliens and mercenaries and war and betrayal and romance and karate and credits. The end.

She... had... an... itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny black and white cat hair bikini

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You’re not stupid. You’re killing it, friend.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck with that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s not a website. That’s every website.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They spray rust-b-gone on it

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A young co-worker recently asked me “What’s a hamster dance” after I referenced it.

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Why aren’t the dogs in bird costumes?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stop letting him make you realize stuff!

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid. Using sudden impact to get it to move doesn’t actually work that well.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just learned a whole lot of things about a whole lot of things. +1

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His name was TurkeyClawMcGraw

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If it’s anal, keep going

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok, you seem pretty legit. I’ve never seen someone drink tea that way, but I don’t get out much so I guess it’s just me.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I currently have co-workers, in the military, who are younger than Spongebob.

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Yip yip!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your penis is happy to see you again

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool! I’m probably not going to do any of these!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a damage Controlman in the navy... why don’t we use this?

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Splain why so many catboards ride skates on the beach

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A A And do the Harlem shake...

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A A And do the Harlem shake...

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Nobody with basic intelligence will fight you on this

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Nobody with basic intelligence will fight you on this

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13 years? GOD I’m old

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The Pup-isher

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No dirty. Just a LOOOOOT of pee

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cats’ default setting is ‘weird and maybe broken’

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Go fuck yourself

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Is this 2020’s YouTube Rewind?

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