4660 pts · April 1, 2015
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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Splish-splashgeon
Oh is that what you appreciate about me?
It’s about 4.5 million so yeah definitely just a straight up Mansion
Ferda
Is this dude still doing ok?
I have a little dog and she’s super sweet but hates children and I don’t really know why
I grab a knife or something at least so I can pretend I can’t defend myself
Bioterrorism isn’t it?
Well this is starting to look like a Tasty video
That’s one crispy hunchback
I think you mean El DeBarge?
What does the former president of South Africa have to do with Looney Toons?
Bros support bros
Imagine sending nudes and those nudes being kept by the persons family for 50 years
“I can’t believe you broke my heart!.....I forgive you if you give pats”
Weird that you measure flour for your cookies like that
Dot
I had a teacher who made me do jumping jacks when I was concussed and put my head down for a minute
Heard there’s a big market for seal clubs in Canada though?
Ice cold
“DEWEY!!!”
A little spíce
Love the dumb human at the end
Told a girl in a HS history class that and that hitler probably thought what he was doing was right and she asked if I was a nazi
Ah the tiger king himself
*lynching
What about a second breakfasts wine?
Not seen: doggo yelling at parents because they got her the wrong color of BMW
I would fight that bird. Hollow boned asshole
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Splish-splashgeon
Oh is that what you appreciate about me?
It’s about 4.5 million so yeah definitely just a straight up Mansion
Ferda
Is this dude still doing ok?
I have a little dog and she’s super sweet but hates children and I don’t really know why
I grab a knife or something at least so I can pretend I can’t defend myself
Bioterrorism isn’t it?
Well this is starting to look like a Tasty video
That’s one crispy hunchback
I think you mean El DeBarge?
What does the former president of South Africa have to do with Looney Toons?
Bros support bros
Imagine sending nudes and those nudes being kept by the persons family for 50 years
“I can’t believe you broke my heart!.....I forgive you if you give pats”
Weird that you measure flour for your cookies like that
Dot
I had a teacher who made me do jumping jacks when I was concussed and put my head down for a minute
Heard there’s a big market for seal clubs in Canada though?
Ice cold
“DEWEY!!!”
A little spíce
Love the dumb human at the end
Told a girl in a HS history class that and that hitler probably thought what he was doing was right and she asked if I was a nazi
Ah the tiger king himself
*lynching
What about a second breakfasts wine?
Not seen: doggo yelling at parents because they got her the wrong color of BMW
I would fight that bird. Hollow boned asshole